PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Glen Danzig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre Silverhielm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Danzig comes to the cage accompanied by The Misfits- Night of the Living Dead. Silverhielm has chosen Theme Tune to Islam as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Danzig
vs
Silverhielm

175 cm
26
160 lbs
22 - 14 - 0

165 cm
39
135 lbs
33 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Glen Danzig!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Pierre Silverhielm!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Paul Tew and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Silverhielm scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Danzig doesn't seem bothered though.
Silverhielm throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Danzig counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Silverhielm misses with a body shot.
Silverhielm throws a head kick that misses.
Silverhielm misses with a kick to the body.

Silverhielm fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Danzig, pushing him back against the cage.
Silverhielm leaning against his opponent.
Silverhielm misses with an elbow over the top.
Silverhielm working aggressively here.
Silverhielm misses with an elbow strike.

Danzig manages to break the clinch.
Pierre Silverhielm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Danzig throws a body shot but no joy.
Silverhielm just misses with a punch to the body.
Silverhielm works over Danzig's head and body with a nice combination.
Silverhielm tries to close the distance and clinch but Danzig swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Silverhielm on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Danzig on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Silverhielm slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Silverhielm thumps Danzig with a low kick.
Silverhielm moves in looking to clinch but Danzig pushes him off.
A head kick by Silverhielm misses
and Danzig counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silverhielm fails in his attempt to clinch.
Silverhielm connects with a high kick.
Silverhielm wants to clinch but Danzig slips to the side
and Danzig counters with a nice body kick.
Danzig misses with a jab, cross combination.

Silverhielm takes the fight into the clinch.
Silverhielm throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Danzig blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Danzig's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Silverhielm creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Danzig throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Silverhielms head.
Danzig works on Silverhielm's body with a couple of short punches.
Silverhielm throws an elbow that misses.
Silverhielm lands a damaging elbow.
Silverhielm throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Danzig blocks an elbow strike.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Danzig as Silverhielm tries to tie him up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silverhielm creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Danzig lands a shoulder strike.
Silverhielm lands an elbow that stopped Danzig in his tracks for a moment.
Silverhielm is trying to maintain a safe position but Danzig gets an underhook and turns Silverhielm into the cage.
Silverhielm pushes off an throws an elbow but Danzig leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Silverhielm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Danzig takes an elbow to the temple.
Danzig avoids the elbow strike from Silverhielm, against the cage.
Silverhielm looking to slow down the pace here.
Danzig takes an elbow to the temple.
Silverhielm throws an elbow that misses.
Nice elbow from Silverhielm.
Danzig blocks the elbow strike.
Danzig avoids a wild elbow strike from Silverhielm.
Silverhielm lands a damaging elbow.
Danzig tries to throw a body punch but Silverhielm avoids it by throwing Danzig back against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Danzig.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Danzig.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danzig blocks an elbow strike.
Silverhielm throws an elbow but it misses.
Silverhielm throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Silverhielm throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Silverhielm taking a breather.
Danzig works on Silverhielm's body with a couple of short punches.
Danzig misses with some punches.
With the fighters up against the cage, Silverhielm throws an elbow but misses.
Danzig swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Silverhielm looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Silverhielm lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Danzig goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Danzig softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Danzig tries to break free but Silverhielm pushes him back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Silverhielm.
Silverhielm throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Danzigs head.
Danzig dodges an elbow strike from Silverhielm.
Silverhielm landing knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Silverhielm throws an elbow but misses.
Silverhielm tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Danzig misses with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Danzig misses with a short punch on the inside.
Danzig goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Danzig misses with a punch to the body.
Danzig doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Danzig scores with a nice hook to the head.
Danzig struggles to land a body shot inside as Silverhielm controls his hands.
Silverhielm lands a left hand that snaps the head of Danzig backwards.
Silverhielm looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Danzig dodges an elbow strike from Silverhielm.
Silverhielm lands a damaging elbow.
Danzig misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Danzig pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Silverhielm doesn't manage to clinch there - Danzig circles away.
Silverhielm pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Danzig looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Silverhielm uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Danzig.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Silverhielm throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Danzig counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pierre Silverhielm dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Danzig tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Silverhielm is able to avoid easily.
Silverhielm scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Danzig doesn't seem bothered though.
A jab from Silverhielm does it's job there.
A big left from Danzig misses.
Danzig walks into a stiff left hand from Silverhielm.
That kick from Silverhielm tenderised Danzig's leg. Danzig is trying to keep his angry face on.
Silverhielm misses with a looping right.
Silverhielm scores with a jab.
Danzig defending well as Silverhielm loads up on a big left hand.
Silverhielm throws a leg kick but Danzig moved away.

Silverhielm clinches up against the cage.
Silverhielm creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Danzig misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Danzig as Silverhielm tries to tie him up.
Danzig lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Silverhielm backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Silverhielm displaying some good clinch control by pressing Danzig up against the cage.
Silverhielm misses with an elbow over the top.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Danzig breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Silverhielm displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Danzig throws out the jab.
Danzig on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Danzig takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Silverhielm. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Silverhielm throws a right hand that Danzig ducks under and follows up with a left that Danzig also avoids with ease.
Silverhielm scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Silverhielm swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like Danzig was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Silverhielm misses with a head kick.
Silverhielm tries to clinch but Danzig is having none of it.
Danzig lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Silverhielm throws a head kick that misses.
Silverhielm wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Silverhielm throws a lazy right hand but Danzig sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pierre Silverhielm seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Silverhielm stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Danzig.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice defenses there by Danzig.
Danzig moves out of range of the body kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Silverhielm.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silverhielm moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice jab there from Danzig.
Danzig is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Silverhielm lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Danzig misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Silverhielm.
Silverhielm has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Silverhielm catches Danzig with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Danzig is rocked!
A nice combination there by Silverhielm.
Oh Danzig is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Silverhielm lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Danzig - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Silverhielm!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pierre Silverhielm!
An intense looking Pierre Silverhielm took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: '9/11 was the start of the next Jihad. Don't let it be completed people. Every year which passes more and more Muslims become more and more radical... It's time to fight back.'.
Glen Danzig spoke after the fight, saying 'Demon I am and face I peel, to see your skin turned inside out. Gotta have you on my wall...'.