PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chester Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rumina Sato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sato is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Call to prayer of islam. Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. On his way into the cage it seems that Chester Man has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Chester Man seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Man
vs
Sato

186 cm
28
181 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

185 cm
39
175 lbs
29 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Chester Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Rumina Sato!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, William Gold and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Sato cracks the inside of Man's front leg.
Man throws a low kick but it's checked well by Sato.
Sato swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Sato digs a good hook to Man's body.
Sato moves out of range of the leg kick from Man.
Sato scoring well with a low kick there.
Sato steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Man.
Good leg kick by Sato there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Man smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Sato ducks under a wild hook from Man.
Sato doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Sato throws a jab but it's blocked by Man.
Man misses with a jab, cross combination.
Man avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rumina Sato seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sato manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sato scores with a leg kick.
Man moves out of range as Sato strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sato misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Man.
Sato connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Man slips a jab from Sato.
Man on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Man throws a body punch but Sato moves out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Sato, as that shot connected.
Sato moves out of range as Man throws a body kick.
Man stuns Sato with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Sato works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Man throws a head kick but Sato moves out of range.
Man on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Man throws an overhand right that lands on Sato's shoulder, as Sato tries to avoid the shot.
Man throws a lazy right hand but Sato sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Man cracks Sato with an open hand slap.
Man works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sato scores with a leg kick.

Man has taken the fight to the clinch.
Man tries to throw a body punch but Sato avoids it by throwing Man back against the cage.
Sato tries to land a knee to the head but Man blocks with his arms.
Sato tries to throw a body punch but Man avoids it by throwing Sato back against the cage.
Sato lands with a left to the head.
Man stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Sato swings wildly with an uppercut but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sato misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sato scores with a nice hook to the head.
Sato blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nice body punch from Sato.
Man lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sato backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Man scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sato throws a punch but it's blocked by Man.
Sato struggles to land a body shot inside as Man controls his hands.
Man lands a shot to the body.
Sato lands a shoulder strike.
Man blocking some punches.
Man blocking some punches.
Sato tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Man misses with some punches.
Man swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Man lands a nice uppercut.
Sato throws a head punch that misses.
Sato scores with a hook to the body.
Man throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Man lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Sato swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sato scores with a nice hook to the head.
Man lands with a light punch inside.
Sato misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Man tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Sato breaks from the clinch.
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Man lands a slapping body shot.
Man takes one to the chin there.
Man tries to score with a low kick but Sato moves his leg out of the way.

Man drives through and clinches with Sato against the cage.
Sato misses with the head strike.
Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Man escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Man on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Sato slips under a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Rumina Sato will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sato lands a jab to the head.
Man pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Man does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Man throws a shot from downtown. Sato moves away and avoids it.
Man misses the shot to the body.
Sato lands with a kick to the temple. Man shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Chester Man has been cut.
Sato scores with a jab to the body.
Man on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sato sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man throws a body shot but no joy.
A bone on bone clash there as Sato blocks the leg kick.
Sato throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
A head kick misses from Man.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Man clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sato breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sato stuns Man with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Sato moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Sato scores with a leg kick.
Sato throws a leg kick that misses.
Sato scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Sato throws a leg kick but Man sees it coming and moves out of range.
Sato lands with a thumping leg kick.
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Man looks to land a left hand but Sato moved out of range nicely.
Man throws a lazy uppercut
and Sato cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sato scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Man takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Man throws a lazy uppercut
and Sato counters with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sato with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and Sato moves out of range easily.
Sato blocks a jab.
Man misses with the combination.
Man takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Sato slips under a jab.
Man throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sato looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sato looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice shot by Sato.
Man misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sato.
Sato throws a jab but it's blocked by Man.
Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sato moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sato works the jab nicely.
Sato avoids the body shot from Man.
Man takes a swing at Sato's ribcage but misses.
Sato loads up on a big right hand but Man slips the punch.
Sato catches Man with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A bone on bone clash there as Sato blocks the leg kick.
Nice straight punches there by Sato. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Sato.

Man is rocked!
Sato lands a nice leg kick that just misses Man's sensitive parts.
Oh Man is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Man loads up on a big right hand but Sato slips the punch.
A little jabbing left from Sato on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Sato uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Man.
Sato lands with a right that hurts Man. Man looks to clinch but Sato throws a short knee that drops Man. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Rumina Sato!
An intense looking Rumina Sato took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Remember, a vote for islam is a vote for retardation.'.