PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jiggle Jiggle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dory Raly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jiggle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Story of My Life - One Direction. This should be fireworks!

Jiggle
vs
Raly

181 cm
25
195 lbs
12 - 7 - 1

184 cm
25
193 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition
V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jiggle Jiggle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dory Raly!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Raly fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jiggle is out of range.
Jiggle throws a series of punches but Raly moves out of range.
Jiggle misses with a two punch combination.
Jiggle thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jiggle misses with an uppercut. Raly saw that one coming.
Jiggle swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jiggle takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Raly takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Raly scores with a push kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Raly.

Raly closes the distance and clinches.
Jiggle has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Raly avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Raly goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Raly is leaning against Jiggle and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Raly misses with a hook to the ribs.
Raly misses with a punch to the body.
Raly misses with a body punch.
Jiggle is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Raly pulls him back up using the underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Raly throws a punch but it's blocked by Jiggle.
Jiggle is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Raly gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jiggle Jiggle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A shot in the inside from Raly.
Raly tries a body shot but Jiggle blocks it.
Jiggle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jiggle looking for a takedown.
Raly scores with a hook to the body.
Raly misses with a body punch.
Raly works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Raly gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Jiggle.
Raly lands a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Raly misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jiggle blocks the elbow strike.
Raly swings wildly with an uppercut but Jiggle uses good head movement to avoid it.
A hook to the body from Raly.
Raly gets underhooks to prevent Jiggle's takedown attempt.
Raly working aggressively here.
Raly lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Raly misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Raly doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Raly scores with an uppercut up the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Raly gets underhooks to prevent Jiggle's takedown attempt.
Jiggle blocks a body shot from Raly.
Jiggle has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Raly is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Raly trying to land knees to the body.
Raly has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Jiggle seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Raly can turn it around.
Raly can't find room to land a body shot as Jiggle controls the action.
Raly tries to land knees in the clinch but Jiggle avoids the damage to the body.
Raly lands a hook that snaps the head of Jiggle backwards.
Raly tries to work over Jiggle's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Raly is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jiggle is defending well for now.
Raly lands with a light punch inside.
Raly works on Jiggle's body with a couple of short punches.
Still in the clinch, Raly scores with a nice short uppercut.
Raly misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jiggle is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Raly gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Jiggle blocks a body shot from Raly.
Raly struggles to land a body shot inside as Jiggle controls his hands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Raly misses with a punch to the body.
Jiggle blocks a body shot from Raly.
Raly can't find room to land a body shot as Jiggle controls the action.
Raly is working Jiggle over against the cage.

Jiggle has hold of one of Raly's legs. Raly is fighting the takedown attempt but Jiggle gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Jiggle stops Raly from standing up.
Jiggle looking to pass the guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Raly keeping moving, preventing Jiggle from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dory Raly dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Raly moves out of range of the body kick.
Raly throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice body punch from Raly.

Jiggle tries to keep at a distance but Raly has taken the fight into the clinch.
Jiggle tries for a takedown but Raly manages to get underhooks.
Raly misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Raly fails to land.
Jiggle is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Raly tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jiggle's elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Raly doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Raly scores with a shot to the side of Jiggle's head.
Raly struggles to land a body shot inside as Jiggle controls his hands.
Raly throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Raly creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Raly misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Raly.
Raly working aggressively here.
Raly swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Raly lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jiggle.
Jiggle wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jiggle Jiggle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Raly goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Raly tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jiggle avoids it.
Raly has a couple of punches blocked by Jiggle.
Raly has a couple of punches blocked by Jiggle.
Raly tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jiggle's elbow.
Raly misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Raly lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Raly tries to work over Jiggle's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Raly misses with a body punch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Raly.
Raly tries a body shot but Jiggle blocks it.
Jiggle is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Raly working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Raly misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jiggle.
Jiggle wants to take the fight to the mat but Raly manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Raly looking to throw knees to the head but Jiggle is blocking nicely.
Raly lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Raly prevents the takedown attempt.
Raly tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Raly throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jiggles head.
Dory Raly seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Raly lands a body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Raly misses with a punch to the body.
Raly softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jiggle has Raly pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Raly manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Jiggle prevents a body shot from Raly.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jiggle.
Raly tries to work over Jiggle's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from Raly on the inside.
Jiggle on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from Raly.
Jiggle blocks a body shot from Raly.
Raly misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Raly can't find room to land a body shot as Jiggle controls the action.
Jiggle is looking to take this one to the mat.
Raly scores with a shoulder strike.
Raly struggles to land a body shot inside as Jiggle controls his hands.
Raly is pressed up against the cage. Jiggle has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Raly down to the mat. Raly avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Jiggle throws the left hand but Raly avoids the punch easily.
Raly lands an overhand right.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jiggle misses with a body kick.
Jiggle goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Raly tries a head kick but it misses.
Raly with a jab.
Some wild striking there from Jiggle.
Raly thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jiggle keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Raly.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dory Raly showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Jiggle is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jiggle looks to land a body kick but Raly moved away.
Raly wants to slow Jiggle down by chopping away at his legs.
Raly lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jiggle circles away quickly and effectively.
Jiggle throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Raly takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jiggle on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Raly. Raly obviously looking to wear him down.
Raly tries to clinch up.
Jiggle has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Raly.
Raly moves forwards but Jiggle connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jiggle throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jiggle walks forward, straight into a front kick from Raly.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jiggle pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jiggle!
Raly turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Raly.
The fighters circling - Raly throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiggle goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jiggle throws the kick towards the body but Raly avoids it.
A slow jab from Jiggle misses its intended target.
Raly throws a jab when Jiggle was well out of range.
Raly misses with a combination
and Jiggle counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Raly moves into range and clinches up with Jiggle.
Raly gets through Jiggle's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Raly has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A head punch on the inside from Raly fails to land.
Raly gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Jiggle.
Raly can't find room to land a body shot as Jiggle controls the action.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Raly.
Jiggle Jiggle has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle prevents a body shot from Raly.
Raly tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jiggle tries to score a body lock takedown but Raly shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Raly lands a body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Raly lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jiggle backwards.
Raly tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Raly can't find room to land a body shot as Jiggle controls the action.
A short right from Raly.
Raly lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jiggle backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Raly lands a shot to the body.
Raly tries to throw a body punch but Jiggle avoids it by throwing Raly back against the cage.
Raly pushes Jiggle back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Raly tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jiggle's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Raly misses with a punch to the body.
Raly tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jiggle blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Raly tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jiggle avoids it.
Raly lands a nice uppercut.
Raly lands with a right to the head.
Raly misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Raly lands a hook that snaps the head of Jiggle backwards.
Jiggle has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Raly is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jiggle Jiggle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Raly tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Raly scores with a shot to the side of Jiggle's head.
Dory Raly is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Jiggle blocks a body shot from Raly.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Raly doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Raly lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Raly misses with some punches.
Jiggle blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Raly lands with a right to the head.
Raly gets underhooks to prevent Jiggle's takedown attempt.
Raly doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jiggle wants a takedown but no success here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jiggle wants to take the fight to the mat but Raly manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Raly throws an elbow but it misses.
Still in the clinch, Jiggle scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jiggle goes for a takedown in the clinch but Raly prevents it.
Jiggle wants to take the fight to the mat but Raly manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dory Raly comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Raly winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 26:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 26:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dory Raly!
Dory Raly seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.