PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sher Shah Suri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Imzda Noob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Shah Suri
vs
Noob

183 cm
35
200 lbs
28 - 18 - 0

180 cm
33
190 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conquer

Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sher Shah Suri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Imzda Noob!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Aafke Stam and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Suri scores with a jab to the body.
Suri has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Sports Fitness $50 in the buildup to the fight.

Noob rushes Suri and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Noob tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Suri wants a takedown but no success here.
Suri struggles to land a body shot inside as Noob controls his hands.
Suri tries to work over Noob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Noob blocking some punches.
Suri misses with a hook from the clinch.
Noob tries to throw a body punch but Suri avoids it by throwing Noob back against the cage.
Noob lands a hook that snaps the head of Suri backwards.
Suri swings wildly with an uppercut but Noob uses good head movement to avoid it.
Suri works on Noob's body with a couple of short punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Suri misses with a short punch on the inside.
Noob avoiding damage.
Nice body punch from Noob - that landed with a thud.
Noob blocks a body shot from Suri.
Suri misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noob lands a right hand.
Suri blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Suri blocks an uppercut.
Noob misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Noob.
Noob misses with the head strike.
Suri swings wildly with an uppercut but Noob uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Noob fails to land.
Noob works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The referee is keeping an eye on Noob - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Noob misses with some punches.
Suri lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Suri tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Suri working aggressively here.
Suri pushes Noob back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Suri softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suri misses with some punches.
Suri working aggressively here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Suri swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right from Suri on the inside.
Noob lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Noob blocking some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Noob.
Suri blocking some punches.
Suri swings wildly with an uppercut but Noob uses good head movement to avoid it.
Noob misses with a short punch on the inside.
Suri working aggressively here.
Noob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Noob scores with a nice short uppercut.
Suri misses with the head strike.
Noob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Suri on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suri lands a left hand that snaps the head of Noob backwards.
Noob scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Suri fails to land.
Noob misses with a hook from the clinch.
Noob misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Suri.
Suri working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Noob trying to land knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Noob.
Noob misses with some punches.
Noob misses with a hook to the ribs.
Noob tries to work over Suri's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Noob.
Noob working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Noob lands a nice knee to the body.
Noob can't find room to land a body shot as Suri controls the action.
Noob lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Noob blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suri being controlled against the cage.
Suri misses with a short punch on the inside.
Noob tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Noob is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A nice right hand lands inside from Noob.
Suri tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Noob misses with a punch to the body.
Noob misses with a punch on the inside.
Noob lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Suri is leaning against Noob and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Noob working aggressively here.
Suri has a couple of punches blocked by Noob.
Noob tries a body shot but Suri blocks it.
Suri goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Imzda Noob will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Noob wants to clinch but Suri slips to the side
and Suri counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Noob lands a body shot.
Suri swings widly with a right hand
and Noob counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Suri uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Noob.
Noob scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Suri doesn't seem bothered though.
Noob connects with the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slow jab from Suri misses its intended target.
Noob is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Suri with a body shot.
Suri throws a hook but Noob blocks it.
Noob lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Suri circles away quickly and effectively.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noob misses with a combination
and Suri counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Suri takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Suri is rocked!
Noob lands with a good body shot.
Suri has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Noob.
Suri looks for a takedown but Noob sprawls well.
Noob appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Suri connects with a single shot there.
Imzda Noob is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suri ducks under a wild hook from Noob.
Suri thows a left - swing and a miss!
Noob tries to clinch
and Suri counters with a nice uppercut.
Suri scores with a punch to the head.
Suri misses the jab.
Suri avoids the body shot from Noob.
Suri drops down looking for a counter takedown but Noob sprawls and moves away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Suri connects with a body shot.
A jab lands there for Suri.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noob scores with a shot to the body.
Noob jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Suri was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Noob drops his hands momentarily and Suri takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Noob avoids the body shot from Suri.
Noob swings for the body but Suri moves out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Suri misses the target.
Suri throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Noob cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Suri takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Noob bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noob scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Suri is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Noob connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Oh Suri is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Noob lands with a right and another and another! Suri is in big trouble! Noob lands again and this time it's lights out for Suri! A quality knockout there for Noob.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Imzda Noob!
In defeat, Sher Shah Suri stepped up to the mic, saying 'Fuck this shit, I want my rematch! '.