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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sami Hyypia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes to the cage accompanied by Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square. Hyypia has chosen Al Bowlly - Hang out the stars in Indiana as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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274 lbs
32 - 16 - 0 |
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301 lbs
27 - 15 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
32 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Sami Hyypia!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Richard Clark and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hyypia. Hyypia circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Hyypia tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bateman was well out of range. Poor timing from Hyypia.
Bateman swings for the body but Hyypia moves out of range.
Hyypia cracks Bateman with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Hyypia.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bateman throws a poor cross that misses
and Hyypia counters with a straight right hand.
Hyypia uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bateman.
Bateman is looking to slow Hyypia down with leg kicks.
Bateman has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Hyypia moves out of range of the strikes.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bateman.
Bateman throws a right hand that misses
and Hyypia counters with a nice uppercut.
Patrick Bateman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hyypia tries a head kick but it misses.
Hyypia takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bateman lands a jab.
Bateman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bateman throws a body punch but Hyypia moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hyypia fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bateman throws out a loose jab but Hyypia uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bateman throws a looping overhand right but Hyypia ducks down to avoid it.
Bateman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hyypia connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Hyypia moves out of range of the body kick.
Bateman with a nice cross.
Bateman scores with a jab to the body.
Bateman scores with a jab to the body.
Bateman cracks the inside of Hyypia's front leg.
Bateman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hyypia on the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A shot to the liver by Hyypia. Beautiful body shot.
A good leg kick by Bateman.
Hyypia takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Bateman lands with a shot to the body.
Hyypia looks winded!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whack! Bateman lands a heavy head kick that drops Hyypia. The ref tackles Bateman to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Hyypia was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Patrick Bateman!
A victorious Patrick Bateman thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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