PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bryer Michael (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Michael's choice of entrance music: OTHERWISE - Coming For The Throne . Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Jane Rottencrotch
vs
Michael

200 cm
22
200 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

190 cm
22
196 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bryer Michael!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Michael ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Michael thuds a left hand into Rottencrotch's body.

Michael clinches up against the cage.
Michael's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Michael stalling against the cage.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Michael fails to land.
Michael blocks an uppercut.
Michael tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rottencrotch's elbow.
Rottencrotch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Michael misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Michael has Rottencrotch pushed against the cage.
Michael lands a hook that snaps the head of Rottencrotch backwards.
Michael goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Michael pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Rottencrotch scores with a spinning back kick!
Michael has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Michael walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Rottencrotch moves out of range of the strikes.
Michael has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Rottencrotch.
Michael misses the shot to the body.

Michael gets tackled into the cage by Rottencrotch. Rottencrotch maintains the clinch.
Rottencrotch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Michael's elbow.
Rottencrotch scores with a shot to the side of Michael's head.
Michael prevents a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rottencrotch prevents a body shot from Michael.
Still in the clinch, Michael scores with a nice short uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Michael tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rottencrotch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Michael.
I was talking to Rottencrotch's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice hook to the head.
Rottencrotch lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Michael backwards.
Michael working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Michael misses with a body punch.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rottencrotch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Michael.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice hook to the head.
Michael can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
Rottencrotch tries to throw a body punch but Michael avoids it by throwing Rottencrotch back against the cage.
Rottencrotch tries to throw a body punch but Michael avoids it by throwing Rottencrotch back against the cage.
Michael is trying to break the clinch but Rottencrotch has him pressed against the cage.
Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Michael creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Michael blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Michael is working Rottencrotch over against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Michael blocking some punches.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Michael can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
Michael lands a nice uppercut.
Rottencrotch softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Rottencrotch is struggling to control the position.
Rottencrotch stalling the fight.
Michael swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Michael controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Michael.
A short left from Michael.
Rottencrotch swings wildly with an uppercut but Michael uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Michael misses with a body punch.
A short left from Rottencrotch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Michael tries a body shot but Rottencrotch blocks it.
Michael is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Michael struggles to land a body shot inside as Rottencrotch controls his hands.
Rottencrotch struggles to land a body shot inside as Michael controls his hands.
Michael lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rottencrotch stalling in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Rottencrotch - that landed with a thud.
Michael tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Michael back against the cage.
Rottencrotch holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Michael misses with a body punch.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Michael tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Michael tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Michael back against the cage.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch to the body.
Michael is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mary Jane Rottencrotch will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Rottencrotch looks to land a body kick but Michael moved away.
Rottencrotch uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Michael has time to react.
Michael throws a right hand that misses
and Rottencrotch counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Michael avoids the head kick by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Michael looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Rottencrotch turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Michael throws a body shot but no joy.

Michael closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Michael scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Michael tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rottencrotch's elbow.
Rottencrotch with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Rottencrotch struggles to land a body shot inside as Michael controls his hands.
Rottencrotch lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Rottencrotch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Michael swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Michael can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
Rottencrotch stalling in the clinch.
Michael goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Michael blocking some punches.
Rottencrotch trying to land knees to the body.
Michael fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Michael swings wildly with an uppercut but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rottencrotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice right hand lands inside from Rottencrotch.
Michael blocks a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Michael tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rottencrotch's elbow.
Michael tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Michael back against the cage.
Michael lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Michael as the two fighters clinch.
Michael lands an uppercut.
Michael misses with a punch to the body.
Rottencrotch throws a head punch that misses.
Michael misses with a short punch on the inside.
Michael tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Michael back against the cage.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Michael misses with the head strike.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Michael as Rottencrotch tries to tie him up.
Rottencrotch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Michael misses with some punches.
Michael goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Michael throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch blocks a body shot from Michael.
Michael goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Michael is trying to break free.
Michael takes a shot to the head.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Michael.
Michael fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stalling in the clinch from Rottencrotch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch throws a punch but it's blocked by Michael.

Michael breaks the clinch.
Michael avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A low kick from Rottencrotch is predictable there
and Michael counters with a slapping leg kick.
Michael lands a slapping body shot.
Michael swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Michael moves into range and connects with a jab.
Michael walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Rottencrotch checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jab, jab by Michael - just one landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Michael lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Michael is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Rottencrotch rather than just go for the knockout.
Rottencrotch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rottencrotch takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Michael throws a leg kick
letting Rottencrotch counter with a right hand.
Michael throws a hook but Rottencrotch blocks it.
Bryer Michael seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Rottencrotch throws a nice inside leg kick.
Michael misses with an attempted mid kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Michael.
Rottencrotch lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Michael dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Rottencrotch connects with a leg kick. Michael looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Michael tries to land a body kick
letting Rottencrotch counter with a right hand.
Rottencrotch lands an overhand right.
Rottencrotch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Mary Jane Rottencrotch will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Michael just misses with a punch to the body.
Rottencrotch dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Michael. That did some damage!

Rottencrotch closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Michael is looking to control Rottencrotch's arms but Rottencrotch gets an underhook and turns him. Now Michael has his back to the cage.
Michael gets through Rottencrotch's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Michael prevents a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch pushes Michael back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch to the body.
Michael tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rottencrotch's elbow.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Michael controls the action.
Michael goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch lands a body punch.
Rottencrotch lands a nice shot to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Michael.
Michael gets through Rottencrotch's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Michael makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Michael blocks a body shot from Rottencrotch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Michael has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch tries to land a knee to the head but Michael blocks with his arms.
Rottencrotch lands with a short shot to the head.
Michael wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Michael lands a hook to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch pushes Michael back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Michael controls the action.
Michael throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch struggles to land a body shot inside as Michael controls his hands.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.
Rottencrotch scores with a hook to the body.
Rottencrotch softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Rottencrotch avoiding damage.
Rottencrotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch just leaning against Michael, taking a breather.
Michael tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Michael back against the cage.
Michael can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
Rottencrotch lands an uppercut.
Rottencrotch misses with a body punch.
A short uppercut from Rottencrotch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rottencrotch prevents a body shot from Michael.
Rottencrotch swings wildly with an uppercut but Michael uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rottencrotch is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Michael can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
Michael blocks a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Michael misses with a punch to the body.
Rottencrotch keeps control of Michael as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Michael lands a left hand that snaps the head of Rottencrotch backwards.
Rottencrotch blocks a body shot from Michael.
Rottencrotch working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bryer Michael has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Michael tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hand to the body from Michael.
A head punch on the inside from Michael fails to land.
Rottencrotch swings wildly with an uppercut but Michael uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rottencrotch lands with a left to the head.
Michael scores with a hook to the body.
Michael tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Michael swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Michael blocks an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Michael.
A body shot lands from Rottencrotch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
Michael fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Michael misses with a body punch.
Rottencrotch working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch working aggressively here.
A hook to the body from Michael.
Michael misses with a punch to the body.
Michael tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rottencrotch's elbow.
Rottencrotch lands a nice uppercut.
Michael is trying to force a seperation but Rottencrotch has the dominant position.
Rottencrotch blocks a body shot from Michael.
Michael blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Rottencrotch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Michael blocks a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A nice left hand lands by Rottencrotch.
Michael misses with a body punch.
Michael doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rottencrotch blocks a body shot from Michael.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mary Jane Rottencrotch showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Rottencrotch has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Mary Jane Rottencrotch!