PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lance Legstrong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urho Berserk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Legstrong might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Oshi - God Hour. Urho Berserk is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Legstrong
vs
Berserk

188 cm
26
223 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

195 cm
24
220 lbs
11 - 4 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Sun-Tzu
Spartan Nutrition

Bullet Proof System
Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Lance Legstrong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Urho Berserk!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Chris Edwards and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Berserk jabs Legstrong right on the nose. Legstrong blinks but takes it well.
Legstrong misses with a hook
and Berserk counters with a left and a right that stings Legstrong.
Legstrong loads up on a big right hand but Berserk slips the punch.
Berserk moves away from the strike by Legstrong.
Legstrong throws a hook but Berserk avoids it easily.
Legstrong throws a good cross that connects.
Legstrong is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Berserk.
Berserk ducks under a wild hook from Legstrong.
Berserk throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Legstrong cracks Berserk with an open hand slap.
Legstrong avoids the body shot from Berserk.
Berserk throws a big shot that misses.
Berserk blocks a jab.
Berserk lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lance Legstrong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Legstrong throws a lazy right hand but Berserk sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Berserk looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

Legstrong drives through with a takedown into Berserk's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Legstrong won't allow Berserk to sweep him here.
Legstrong trying to control the position from guard on top but Berserk is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Berserk trying to control the position.
Legstrong wants to pass the guard but Berserk is keeping the position.
Legstrong advances position into side control!

Legstrong is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Berserk is trying to escape and Legstrong transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Berserk is forced to tap! Nice work there by Legstrong! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Lance Legstrong!
Our winner, Lance Legstrong, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Urho Berserk was interviewed post fight and said 'It wasnt KO! I just slipped!'.