PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Lanes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bill
vs
Lanes

225 cm
40
300 lbs
25 - 16 - 0

189 cm
32
379 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Powerful takedowns
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Shitty Bill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tony Lanes!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A cross from Bill lands.

It looks like Tony Lanes has been cut.
Lanes takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Lanes rushes Bill and presses him up against the cage.
Bill lands a nice uppercut.
Lanes tries a knee to the head but Bill blocks it.
Lanes keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bill's efforts to push away.
A knee to the head by Lanes.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bill.

Lanes ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Lanes no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Lanes pushes a forearm under Bill's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Bill is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Tony Lanes!
An intense looking Tony Lanes took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'i want scarface ill beat him down this time scumbag '.