PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yngwie Malmsteen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ogg Nogg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Nogg's choice of entrance music: Pantera : 5 Minutes Alone. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Malmsteen
vs
Nogg

150 cm
33
130 lbs
24 - 14 - 0

169 cm
43
139 lbs
36 - 20 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Bullet Proof System
Four Aces Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yngwie Malmsteen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ogg Nogg!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Ian Loll and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nogg has Malmsteen up against the cage in a clinch.

Nogg is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Malmsteen can't fight it off and eventually Nogg manages to take the fight to the floor. Malmsteen looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Malmsteen has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Nogg off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Nogg misses with the combination.
Malmsteen attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Nogg has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Nogg shoots in looking for a takedown but Malmsteen manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Nogg's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.

Nogg clinches up with Malmsteen and pushes him back against the cage.
Malmsteen keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Nogg's efforts to push away.
Malmsteen misses with the head strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Malmsteen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nogg's elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malmsteen lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nogg.
Malmsteen is working Nogg over against the cage.
Malmsteen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Malmsteen prevents Nogg from breaking the clinch.
Nogg misses with a hook from the clinch.
Malmsteen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Malmsteen throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Malmsteen misses with a punch on the inside.
Malmsteen swings wildly with an uppercut but Nogg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malmsteen misses with some punches.
Nogg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A hook to the body from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen lands a shoulder strike.
Nogg blocking some punches.
Still in the clinch, Malmsteen scores with a nice short uppercut.

Nogg is rocked!
Nogg can't get the takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malmsteen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Malmsteen can't find room to land a body shot as Nogg controls the action.
Malmsteen working aggressively here.
Malmsteen lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Malmsteen lands with a left to the head.
Nogg is still on wobbly legs! Can Malmsteen finish him?
Nogg tries to pull guard but Malmsteen won't allow it.
Nogg seems to have recovered his senses.
Yngwie Malmsteen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ogg Nogg.
Malmsteen lands an uppercut.
Nogg blocks a body shot from Malmsteen.

Nogg wants the takedown. Malmsteen is fighting it off but Nogg persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Malmsteen's guard against the cage.

Malmsteen wriggles free and stands up.

Nogg shoots in and gets a takedown into Malmsteen's guard.
Nogg sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Malmsteen wants to stand but Nogg is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malmsteen looking for a sweep. Not yet Malmsteen, not yet.
Malmsteen trying to keep a closed guard but Nogg is proving a slippery customer.
Nogg won't allow Malmsteen to sweep him here.
Malmsteen not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Nogg wants to control from the top but Malmsteen keeps moving.
Malmsteen is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Malmsteen wants to stand up but Nogg is controlling him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Nogg trying to control the position from guard on top but Malmsteen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Malmsteen manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Nogg manages to get himself to full guard.

Malmsteen stands up and waves to Nogg to follow him.

Malmsteen gets a clinch.
Malmsteen lands a body shot in the clinch.
Malmsteen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Malmsteen gets underhooks to prevent Nogg's takedown attempt.
Malmsteen lands with a short shot to the head.
Malmsteen throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yngwie Malmsteen dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Malmsteen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Malmsteen clobbers Nogg with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Malmsteen scores with a sloppy right hand. Nogg should have avoided that one.
Malmsteen walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Nogg drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Malmsteen swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Nogg's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yngwie Malmsteen!