PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Jay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cheech Burrito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cheech Burrito will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Jay
vs
Burrito

185 cm
25
240 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

199 cm
17
263 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, John Jay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Cheech Burrito !
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Fedor Mirinova and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Burrito tries to keep at a distance but Jay has taken the fight into the clinch.
Jay blocking some punches.
Jay tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Burrito softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Jay makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Burrito misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Burrito throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jays head.
Burrito scores with a shoulder strike.
Burrito lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Jay is rocked!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Burrito .
Burrito being controlled against the ropes.
Burrito can't find room to land a body shot as Jay controls the action.
Burrito tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Burrito keeps control of Jay as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Burrito misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jay definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Jay.
Jay misses with a short punch on the inside.

Burrito drops Jay onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Jay is propped up by the ropes and works his way back to his feet!
Oh Jay is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Burrito creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Jay's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Jay drops to his knees and Burrito pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cheech Burrito !
Cheech Burrito seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.