PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Gorrila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doomsday Drost (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Drost comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Kilpi - Sielut Iskee Tulta kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be fireworks!

Gorrila
vs
Drost

194 cm
30
280 lbs
18 - 13 - 0

205 cm
38
280 lbs
35 - 18 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Gorrila!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 18 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Doomsday Drost!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gorrila throws a wild body kick that Drost sees coming a mile off.
Drost has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Gorrila on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Gorrila misses with an uppercut.
Drost looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Gorrila lands a head shot.

It looks like Doomsday Drost has been cut.
Gorrila wants to slow Drost down by chopping away at his legs.
Gorrila dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gorrila pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A bone on bone clash there as Drost blocks the leg kick.

Gorrila gets a clinch.
Gorrila throws a head punch that misses.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Drost takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drost misses with a hook to the ribs.
Drost takes a knee right on the jaw!
Drost misses with a hook from the clinch.
Drost takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drost misses with some punches.
Drost content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Gorrila has a couple of punches blocked by Drost.
Gorrila cracks Drost with a nice body shot.
Drost looks winded!
Gorrila has a couple of punches blocked by Drost.
Drost misses with some punches.
Drost throws a head punch that misses.
Gorrila lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That has opened up Doomsday Drost's cut even more.
Drost lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gorrila backwards.
Gorrila scores with a nice hook to the head.
Gorrila lands a body punch in the clinch.
Gorrila lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

The cut above Doomsday Drost's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Drost's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Gorrila lands with a light punch inside.

Doomsday Drost's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Gorrila pushes Drost back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gorrila using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Gorrila fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gorrila misses with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila lands an elbow just above Drost 's eye.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Doomsday Drost's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Fat Gorrila!
Fat Gorrila got down on his knees post fight and begged the management for a title shot. 'Please, I want that title shot so bad! Give it to me!'