PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brandon Storm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

WawaWeeeeewaaaa
vs
Storm

170 cm
21
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
27
170 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Brandon Storm!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Roger Salmon and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Storm throws a sloppy head kick and WawaWeeeeewaaaa moves out of range easily.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa's jab looks to have found its range, popping Storm under the eye.
Storm throws a lazy head kick
and WawaWeeeeewaaaa counters with a series of strikes. Storm will be more careful next time no doubt.
Storm misses with a combination
enabling WawaWeeeeewaaaa to counter with a crisp jab.
A leg kick checked by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Storm showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks the body kick.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a big counter combination but Storm scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Storm throws a series of strikes that have WawaWeeeeewaaaa backpedaling.
Storm pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Storm tries a head kick but it misses.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throwing a counter right hand but Storm manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa gets cracked there but stands up to it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a series of punches but Storm moves out of range.
Storm lands with a straight right. WawaWeeeeewaaaa didn't see that one coming.
Storm throws a right hand that WawaWeeeeewaaaa ducks under and follows up with a left that WawaWeeeeewaaaa also avoids with ease.
A quick step to the side and WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Storm throws a right hand that WawaWeeeeewaaaa ducks under and follows up with a left that WawaWeeeeewaaaa also avoids with ease.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids a kick to the body.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands a head shot.

Storm is rocked!

It looks like Brandon Storm has been cut.
Storm dodges the punch combination from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.

Storm clinches up against the cage.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Storm rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but WawaWeeeeewaaaa moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Storm lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Storm misses with the combination.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Decent striking displayed by WawaWeeeeewaaaa there.
Storm lands a jab-cross combination.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa fails to land with a series of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Storm throws a quick head kick that skims the top of WawaWeeeeewaaaa's head.
Storm throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Storm manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Storm. WawaWeeeeewaaaa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Storm throws a half hearted mid kick.
Storm throws a head kick but WawaWeeeeewaaaa moves out of range.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Storm misses with a hook. WawaWeeeeewaaaa ducked under it nicely.
Nice uppercut there from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Storm dodges the punch combination from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
A looping hook to the body misses from Storm. WawaWeeeeewaaaa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Storm misses with a wild combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Storm thuds a left hand into WawaWeeeeewaaaa's body.
A looping hook to the body misses from WawaWeeeeewaaaa. Storm does a little dance to reset his feet.
Storm throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a series of punches but Storm avoids them all with ease.
Storm throws a sloppy head kick
and WawaWeeeeewaaaa cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Left hook, right uppercut from Storm.
Storm lands a jab-cross combination.
Brandon Storm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Storm scores with a nice right hand.
Storm looks to land a combination but WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brandon Storm dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brandon Storm's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa swats away the attempt to clinch by Storm.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa appears to be looking for a big counter.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Storm lands a head kick!
Storm tries to clinch up.
Storm slips a jab and a cross from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
A thudding body kick lands there by Storm!
Storm misses with a looping left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Storm throws a right hand that WawaWeeeeewaaaa ducks under and follows up with a left that WawaWeeeeewaaaa also avoids with ease.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids a punch combination nicely.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throwing a counter right hand but Storm manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Storm pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces WawaWeeeeewaaaa back to the cage. Storm follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands a left and a right that send Storm crashing to the mat, dazed. WawaWeeeeewaaaa thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Storm is still on wobbly legs! Can WawaWeeeeewaaaa finish him?
WawaWeeeeewaaaa goes for a small jab and connects. Now WawaWeeeeewaaaa goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Storm stumbles back but WawaWeeeeewaaaa runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Storm to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Storm will ever be the same after a knockout like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Im not thanking jesus, since that's just retarded. It was me and my hard work that won. Wawaweeewa '.