PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lump Beefrock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Laszlo Varga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Varga is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Omega - Gyöngyhajú lány . Lump Beefrock is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Beefrock
vs
Varga

200 cm
20
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

200 cm
27
275 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lump Beefrock!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Laszlo Varga!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Chris Edwards and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beefrock lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Beefrock avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Beefrock lands a nice leg kick that just misses Varga's sensitive parts.
Varga moves out of range as Beefrock throws a body kick.
Beefrock swats away the attempt to clinch by Varga.
Beefrock throws a nice inside leg kick.

Varga drives through and clinches with Beefrock against the cage.
Varga misses with a hook to the ribs.
Beefrock doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Varga tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Beefrock presses Varga against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Varga looks winded!
Varga swings wildly with an uppercut but Beefrock uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefrock lands a nice uppercut.
Beefrock looking to slow down the pace here.
Beefrock tries to land knees in the clinch but Varga avoids the damage to the body.
Beefrock just leaning against Varga, taking a breather.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Varga.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beefrock misses with the head strike.
Beefrock stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Beefrock lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

Beefrock breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Beefrock throws a nice inside leg kick.

Beefrock lands a big right hand that sends Varga crashing to the mat! Beefrock stays standing though and waves Varga back to his feet!

Varga is rocked!

It looks like Laszlo Varga has been cut.
Varga walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Beefrock swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Lump Beefrock!
Lump Beefrock retains his super heavyweight title!
Our winner, Lump Beefrock, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.