PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Captain Crunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turbo Epicity (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Crunch
vs
Epicity

185 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Captain Crunch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Turbo Epicity!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Glass and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Epicity thumps Crunch with a low kick.
Crunch sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Crunch lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Epicity at a distance.
Crunch ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Crunch works Epicity's body with a nice hook.
Nice straight punches there by Epicity. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Epicity.
Epicity takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A solid leg kick lands there for Epicity.
Epicity takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Epicity lands a leg kick that knocks Crunch off balance momentarily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Epicity throws a good cross that connects.
Epicity works the jab nicely.
A jab from Epicity does it's job there.
Epicity gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Crunch scores with the left hand. Epicity knows he should have avoided that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crunch scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Epicity doesn't seem bothered though.
Crunch takes a swing at Epicity's ribcage but misses.
Crunch lands a head shot.
A cross from Epicity lands.
Epicity walks into a straight right hand from Crunch.
Nice uppercut there from Crunch.
Epicity scores with a nice body kick.
Crunch's jab looks to have found its range, popping Epicity under the eye.
A good leg kick by Epicity.
Epicity drops his hands momentarily and Crunch takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Epicity avoids the body shot from Crunch.
Crunch gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Crunch dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crunch connects with a right hand. Epicity shakes it off.
Crunch lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Epicity lands with a good body shot.
Epicity lets loose with a powerful body kick. Crunch will feel that in the morning.
Crunch misses the jab.
Epicity feints and then cracks Crunch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crunch down.
Crunch connects with a body shot that sends Epicity's belly button to the back.
Crunch is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Good leg kick by Epicity there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Crunch feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Epicitys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Crunch misses the shot to the body.
Epicity only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Epicity with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Crunch changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Epicity takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Epicity takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Epicity moves out of range as Crunch strikes.
Crunch scores with a shot to the body.
Epicity uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crunch.
Epicity feints a counter leg kick.
Crunch is looking to wear down Epicity with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Epicity - that will leave a mark!
Crunch throws a body punch but Epicity moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crunch. Epicity does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crunch works Epicity's body with a nice hook.
Crunch tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Epicity scores with a jab to the body.
Crunch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crunch throws a body punch but Epicity moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Epicity! But no joy.
Epicity works the jab nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crunch tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body punch from Epicity.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Epicity. Crunch shrugs it off though.
Epicity connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Crunch takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Epicity with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Crunch to score with a decent uppercut.
Epicity's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Crunch connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Epicity scrambles back to his feet.
Epicity dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Crunch. That did some damage!
Crunch throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Epicity counters with a good low kick that Crunch was not able to check.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crunch misses with a body punch
and Epicity counters with a nice kick to the body.
Epicity lands with a shot to the body.
Epicity lands with a good body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Turbo Epicity will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Epicity throws a nice outside leg kick.
Crunch scores with the left hand. Epicity knows he should have avoided that one.
Turbo Epicity seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Epicity slips a jab from Crunch.
Epicity scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Epicity connects with a body shot that sends Crunch's belly button to the back.
Epicity connects with a body shot that sends Crunch's belly button to the back.
Epicity feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Crunch's calf.
Epicity throws a nice inside leg kick.
Epicity turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crunch misses with a hook to the body
and Epicity counters with a body kick.
Epicity thuds his shin into the meat of Crunch's side.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Epicity lands a jab to Crunch's midsection.
Crunch swings widly with a right hand
and Epicity counters with a nice leg kick.
Crunch will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Epicity with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Crunch might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
A shot to the body from Crunch misses
and Epicity counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Crunch takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Epicity uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crunch.
Crunch throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Epicity makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Crunch really felt that one!
Both fighters circling a little - Epicity finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Epicity scores with a leg kick.
Crunch chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Epicity can pounce on him.
Epicity moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Crunch throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Epicity counters with a nice leg kick.
Epicity connects with a right hand. Crunch shakes it off.
Epicity lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crunch looks to land a right hand but Epicity moved out of range.
Crunch is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Crunch lunges at Epicity with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Epicity's hand.
Epicity throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Crunch stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Epicity uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Crunch.
Epicity digs a good hook to Crunch's body.
Crunch swings away with a body shot that misses
and Epicity counters with a left to the body.
Epicity is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Good shot there by Crunch.
Good leg kick by Epicity there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Epicity.
Epicity avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Crunch walks into a left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crunch pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Epicity works Crunch's body with a nice hook.
Epicity lands a front kick.
Crunch misses the body punch
and Epicity counters with a straight right hand.
Epicity is looking to slow Crunch down with leg kicks.
Epicity buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Epicity throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Crunch throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Epicity stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Epicity keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Crunch jabs Epicity to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Crunch walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good leg kick by Epicity there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Epicity scores with a kick to the midsection.
Epicity takes one on the button.
Epicity lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Crunch looks to score with a jab to the body but Epicity is just out of range.
Crunch misses with a body shot
and Epicity counters with a left to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Epicity.
Epicity dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Crunch misses with a hook to the body
and Epicity counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice jab there from Epicity.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Epicity connects with a right hand. Crunch shakes it off.
Crunch misses with a right hand
and Epicity counters with a straight right hand.
Epicity displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Crunch throws out the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turbo Epicity showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Crunch throws a right hand that misses
and Epicity counters with a nice leg kick.
Crunch takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Epicity.
A solid body kick from Epicity.
Crunch throws a sloppy body shot
and Epicity counters with a leg kick.
Crunch throws a hook but Epicity blocks it.
Epicity lands with a good body shot.
Crunch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Epicity. Epicity obviously looking to wear him down.
A chopping leg kick lands by Epicity.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Epicity fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Crunch has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crunch. Epicity does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crunch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Epicity was well out of range. Poor timing from Crunch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Epicity lands a body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Crunch there.
Crunch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Epicity moves away.
A little jabbing left from Epicity on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Crunch throws a lazy uppercut
and Epicity counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Epicity lands with a thumping leg kick.
Crunch misses with a wild body shot.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Epicity - that will leave a mark!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Epicity throws a shot to the body.
Epicity moves away from the strike by Crunch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Crunch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Epicity, as that shot connected.
Crunch stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Epicity.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crunch throws a hook but Epicity avoids it easily.
Epicity scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Epicity punishes Crunch's body with a nice straight punch.
Crunch misses with a shot to the body
and Epicity counters with a nice uppercut.
Crunch misses the body punch
and Epicity counters with a nice body kick.
Epicity lands with a kick to the ribs.
Epicity feints and then cracks Crunch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crunch down.
Epicity dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Epicity scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Crunch misses with a right hand
and Epicity counters with a low kick, right behind Crunch 's knee.
Epicity's jab looks to have found its range, popping Crunch under the eye.
Crunch fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Epicity feints and then cracks Crunch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crunch down.
Epicity fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Crunch.
Epicity wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A shot to the body from Crunch misses
and Epicity connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Epicity staying out of range there.
Epicity is looking to slow Crunch down with leg kicks.
Epicity lands a nice looking body kick.
Crunch jabs at Epicity's body.
Nice body kick there by Epicity.
Crunch looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Crunch just misses with a punch to the body.
Crunch lands with a good body shot.
Crunch throws a lazy uppercut
letting Epicity counter with a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crunch tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A slapping body kick lands there for Epicity.
Crunch takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Epicity has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Epicity connects with a solid leg kick.
Epicity lands with a thumping leg kick.
Epicity connects with a leg kick. Crunch looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Crunch misses with a hook
and Epicity makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Crunch misses with a wild body shot.
Crunch misses with a left hand
and Epicity counters with a thumping low kick.
Epicity keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Captain Crunch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Turbo Epicity is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Crunch steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Epicity. That one must have hurt.

And that's the end of the fight!
Turbo Epicity comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Epicity has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turbo Epicity!