PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Nyffe Pehmytkudos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lethal Larry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pehmytkudos kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Culture Club - Do You Really Want To Hurt Me . Larry is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Promise Man. Nyffe Pehmytkudos has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Pehmytkudos
vs
Larry

179 cm
41
195 lbs
22 - 25 - 0

186 cm
22
200 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 25 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nyffe Pehmytkudos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lethal Larry!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Franklyn Lucas and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Larry connects with a body shot that sends Pehmytkudos's belly button to the back.
We've been informed that Larry has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Larry tries a low kick but Pehmytkudos avoids it.
Pehmytkudos throwing a counter right hand but Larry manages to avoid it.
Jab from Larry.
Larry throws a big shot that misses.
Pehmytkudos appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Pehmytkudos takes a jab right on the kisser.
Larry lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Larry thuds his shin into the meat of Pehmytkudos's side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Larry lands a leg kick that knocks Pehmytkudos off balance momentarily.
Larry throws a body punch but Pehmytkudos moves out of range.
Pehmytkudos takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Larry misses with a body shot.
It looked like Pehmytkudos wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Larry lands an overhand right.
Larry misses with a lunging right hand
and Pehmytkudos cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A nice inside leg kick there by Larry. That's going to slow Pehmytkudos down.
Larry tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Pehmytkudos is able to avoid easily.
Pehmytkudos uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Larry.
Pehmytkudos takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Larry stuns Pehmytkudos with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Larry throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nyffe Pehmytkudos is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Larry swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Pehmytkudos.
Larry scores with a jab. Pehmytkudos acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Larry shoots for a double leg takedown but Pehmytkudos sprawls well. He's pushed Larry's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Larry's corner calls for a 1-2. Larry obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A slow jab from Larry misses its intended target.

Larry dives in and scores a takedown into Pehmytkudos's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pehmytkudos is looking to stand up but Larry isn't so interested in that idea.

Larry sitting in guard doing not very much at all here. Pehmytkudos doesn't need a second invitation though! He's locked up a guillotine and he's squeezing tight! That is tiiiiiiiiight! Larry paying the price for stalling here - he's pushing hard on the arm trying to free himself but it's no use! He's tapped! WOW, quick submission from Pehmytkudos - great work!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Nyffe Pehmytkudos!
A very excited looking Nyffe Pehmytkudos made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.