PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lucifer Satan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vihtori Kellolinnake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Satan's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Disciple. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Satan
vs
Kellolinnake

200 cm
24
288 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

190 cm
26
265 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lucifer Satan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vihtori Kellolinnake!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Decent striking displayed by Satan there.
Satan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kellolinnake throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Kellolinnake moves away from the strike by Satan.
Kellolinnake misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Satan.
Satan misses the shot to the body.
Kellolinnake connects with a leg kick. Satan looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Kellolinnake throws a head kick that half lands.
Satan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jab, jab by Satan - just one landing.
Satan looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Kellolinnake throws a nice head kick!

It looks like Lucifer Satan has been cut.
Kellolinnake jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kellolinnake feints and then cracks Satan's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Satan down.
Kellolinnake with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Satan blocks a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kellolinnake. Satan does a little dance to reset his feet.
A quick step to the side and Satan tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
No joy there for Satan, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Satan looks to score with a jab to the body but Kellolinnake is just out of range.
Satan lands a head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan looks to score with a jab to the body but Kellolinnake is just out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Kellolinnake.
Kellolinnake slips a jab from Satan.
Kellolinnake uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Satan.
Nice cross by Satan.
Kellolinnake with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kellolinnake.
Kellolinnake scores with a push kick.

Satan drops Kellolinnake with a beautiful combination! Kellolinnake stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Satan is looking for the KO!

Kellolinnake is rocked!

It looks like Vihtori Kellolinnake has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kellolinnake loses concentration momentarily and Satan pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Kellolinnake crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Satan finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Lucifer Satan!
Lucifer Satan took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Arcticus University: London for their support in the buildup to the fight.