PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bla Bla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jackie Chan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bla comes to the cage accompanied by I'm gonna live forever. Jackie Chan will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Bla
vs
Chan

180 cm
35
264 lbs
25 - 30 - 0

205 cm
26
280 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bla Bla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jackie Chan!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bla throws a looping overhand right but Chan ducks down to avoid it.
Bla connects with a right hand. Chan shakes it off.
Bla fails to land the takedown.
Bla shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Chan counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Bla Bla has been cut.
Bla shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Chan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bla Bla. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bla closes this distance looking for a takedown but Chan circles away.
Bla Bla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bla throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Chan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Chan's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Chan duly obliges.
A chopping leg kick lands by Chan.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chan throws a quick head kick that knocks Bla silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Chan is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jackie Chan!