PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kung Fu Panda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Brady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Panda kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Kung Fu Fighting. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Fu Panda
vs
Brady

188 cm
26
190 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

180 cm
22
190 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kung Fu Panda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Bruce Brady!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Panda takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Brady connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Kung Fu Panda has been cut.
The fight stays on the outside here - Panda looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Brady lands a jab to Panda's midsection.
Nice uppercut lands for Brady. That snapped Panda's head back.
Brady scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Panda is rocked!
Brady moves in close and cracks Panda with a massive right hand! Panda, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Brady!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bruce Brady!
A less than humble Bruce Brady misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.