PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Archie Trew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zulu Zulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zulu Zulu is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Trew
vs
Zulu

195 cm
20
300 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

200 cm
24
280 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

On Tap

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Archie Trew!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Zulu Zulu!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Francis DeMontford and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zulu throws the left hand but Trew avoids the punch easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A looping hook to the body misses from Zulu. Trew does a little dance to reset his feet.

Trew dives in and scores a takedown into Zulu's guard.
Zulu not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Trew is looking to work some ground and pound but Zulu has wrist control.
Zulu trying to strike off his back.
Zulu looking to hit a scissor sweep but Trew is one step ahead there.
Zulu is trying to control the position but Trew postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trew advances position into side control!
Trew works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Trew working away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trew trying to control the position but Zulu is working away.
Trew in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Trew cracks Zulu with an elbow. That is naaassty.

Zulu is rocked!

It looks like Zulu Zulu has been cut.
Trew scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Zulu is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Trew can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Archie Trew!
Archie Trew is the new super heavyweight champion!
Archie Trew very nearly forgot to thank On Tap amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.