PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kearney McGarrity (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGarrity has chosen Payback-Slayer as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Simpson
vs
McGarrity

205 cm
34
280 lbs
22 - 13 - 0

197 cm
40
257 lbs
30 - 22 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Supreme Nutrition

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bart Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kearney McGarrity!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Cecil Peabody and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McGarrity lands the left hand.
Nice straight punches there by McGarrity. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McGarrity.

It looks like Bart Simpson has been cut.
Donk. McGarrity catches Simpson right on the button with a cross.
A looping hook to the body misses from McGarrity. Simpson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Simpson throws the kick towards the body but McGarrity avoids it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McGarrity, right into the meat.
Simpson moves out of range as McGarrity throws a body kick.
Simpson appears to be looking for a big counter.
Simpson just misses with a punch to the body.
McGarrity throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McGarrity misses the shot to the body.
Simpson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McGarrity.
It looked like Simpson wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McGarrity clobbers Simpson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
McGarrity needs to keep his hands up - Simpson had a free shot at his head there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McGarrity throws a body punch but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Simpson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McGarrity.
Simpson swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGarrity throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Simpson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
McGarrity jabs at Simpson's body.
Simpson scores with a decent looking hook.
McGarrity pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McGarrity throws a leg kick that is checked
and Simpson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
McGarrity misses with a lunging right hand
and Simpson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Simpson throws an overhand right that lands on McGarrity's shoulder, as McGarrity tries to avoid the shot.
Despite the aggression on McGarrity's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Simpson throws a low kick but McGarrity moves out of range easily.
Simpson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Simpson throws a nice looking combination but McGarrity bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A jab lands there for Simpson.
McGarrity checks a leg kick.
Simpson throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
That kick from Simpson tenderised McGarrity's leg. McGarrity is trying to keep his angry face on.
McGarrity on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Jab by Simpson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws a chopping leg kick but McGarrity manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McGarrity swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McGarrity takes a jab right on the kisser.
Simpson throws a low kick but McGarrity avoids it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Simpson. That's going to slow McGarrity down.
Simpson misses with a hook. McGarrity ducked under it nicely.
Kearney McGarrity seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - McGarrity throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Simpson misses with a looping left.
Simpson lands a nice leg kick that just misses McGarrity's sensitive parts.
McGarrity tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McGarrity checks a leg kick.
McGarrity throws a right and a left that both miss.
McGarrity tries to land a leg kick but Simpson saw it coming and moves away.
Simpson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Simpson is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Simpson avoids the body shot from McGarrity.
Simpson tries to work over McGarrity's front leg with a kick but McGarrity checks it.
McGarrity swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGarrity just misses with a punch to the body.
McGarrity lands a right hook to the body.
McGarrity misses with a straight left.
McGarrity lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Simpson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Simpson misses with a low kick as McGarrity jumps back.
Simpson throws a body shot but no joy.
A shot to the liver by McGarrity. Beautiful body shot.
McGarrity just misses with a punch to the body.
Simpson is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Simpson scores with a nice head shot.
Simpson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson throws a right and a left that McGarrity avoids nicely.
Despite the aggression on McGarrity's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
McGarrity misses with a straight right.
Simpson tried to counter with a leg kick but McGarrity avoided it.
Simpson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McGarrity.
A jab from McGarrity misses.
McGarrity scoring well with a low kick there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McGarrity tries a head kick but it misses.
Simpson looks to land a left hand but McGarrity moved out of range nicely.
Jab from Simpson.
Simpson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Simpson thumps McGarrity with a low kick.
Simpson throws a right hand that McGarrity ducks under and follows up with a left that McGarrity also avoids with ease.
McGarrity swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Simpson.
A big left from Simpson misses.
McGarrity looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Simpson defending well as McGarrity loads up on a big left hand.
McGarrity slips a jab and a cross from Simpson.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McGarrity bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Simpson finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
McGarrity lands a head kick. Simpson smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
McGarrity misses with a right hand
and Simpson counters with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bart Simpson will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bart Simpson's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Sloppy strikes from McGarrity. Those never looked like landing.
Simpson misses with a jab to the body
and McGarrity counters with a stiff right hand.
McGarrity throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Simpson counter with a right hand.
Simpson tries to work over McGarrity's front leg with a kick but McGarrity checks it.
McGarrity fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
McGarrity connects with a body shot that sends Simpson's belly button to the back.
Simpson thumps McGarrity with a low kick.
Simpson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A little jabbing left from McGarrity on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McGarrity fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Simpson is out of range.
McGarrity is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Simpson.
Simpson slips under a jab.
Simpson feinted there with a counter leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGarrity connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
McGarrity connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Bart Simpson's cut is getting worse.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McGarrity throws a body shot but no joy.
Simpson with a nice cross.
Simpson slips a jab and a cross from McGarrity.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGarrity tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Simpson was well out of range. Poor timing from McGarrity.
McGarrity moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McGarrity avoids a punch combination nicely.
Simpson is pawing at McGarrity, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into McGarrity's nose. McGarrity is badly hurt! Simpson pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! McGarrity tries desperately to hold on but Simpson is relentless in his assault! As McGarrity receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Simpson away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bart Simpson!
In his post fight interview, Bart Simpson started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.