PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between I Suck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Call Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Suck
vs
Me

178 cm
26
200 lbs
11 - 10 - 0

185 cm
24
197 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, I Suck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Call Me!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Suck misses with a wild combination.
Me moves out of range of the body kick.
Suck connects with a solid leg kick.
A head kick from Suck lands but Me takes it in his stride.
Suck moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Suck looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Me tries to roll over but Suck keeps him under control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Suck is nestled in close to Me, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

Me is rocked!
Suck lands a big elbow - Me is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Suck!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). I Suck!
A relieved looking I Suck thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.