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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Count Chocula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jay El Pee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Count Chocula has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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155 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Count Chocula!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Jay El Pee!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Santiago Holmes and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chocula uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from El Pee.
Chocula cracks a nice hook into El Pee's ribs.
El Pee moves out of range as Chocula strikes.
El Pee throws a lazy uppercut
and Chocula counters with a nice body shot.
El Pee misses with a straight left.
El Pee ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice shot lands for Chocula.
Chocula misses the shot to the body.
Chocula connects with a body shot that sends El Pee's belly button to the back.
Chocula misses with a straight left.
El Pee looks like he wants to counter punch here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chocula thows a left - swing and a miss!
El Pee was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
El Pee swings for the body but Chocula moves out of range.
Chocula swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Chocula definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Chocula swings for the body but El Pee moves out of range.
El Pee looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Chocula fakes high and swings low for a body shot but El Pee manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from Chocula misses.
El Pee throws a big shot that misses.
El Pee takes one to the chin there.
El Pee walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
El Pee takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Chocula uses good head movement to avoid the hook from El Pee.
Chocula throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chocula lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Chocula ducks under a wild hook from El Pee.
El Pee is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
El Pee blocks a jab.
Chocula misses with an uppercut. El Pee saw that one coming.
Chocula takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Count Chocula has been cut.
El Pee throws a shot from downtown. Chocula moves away and avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
El Pee misses with a left hand
and Chocula counters with a straight right hand.
El Pee misses with a straight right.
El Pee swings widly with a right hand
enabling Chocula to counter with a crisp jab.
Chocula throws a jab when El Pee was well out of range.
A good leg kick by El Pee.
El Pee walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
El Pee takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Chocula cracks a nice hook into El Pee's ribs.
Chocula jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
El Pee takes a shot right to the bread basket.
El Pee moves out of range as Chocula strikes.
El Pee looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
El Pee darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chocula digs a good hook to El Pee's body.
Chocula looks to throw the jab but El Pee is out of range.
El Pee thows a left - swing and a miss!
Chocula keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from El Pee.
Chocula tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but El Pee was well out of range. Poor timing from Chocula.
El Pee misses with an uppercut. Chocula saw that one coming.
Chocula dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Danga de danga de dang - El Pee scores with a four punch combination!
A looping hook to the body misses from Chocula. El Pee does a little dance to reset his feet.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from El Pee! But no joy.
Decent striking displayed by Chocula there.
El Pee throws a poor cross that misses
and El Pee takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
El Pee is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Chocula.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
El Pee looks to land a left hand but Chocula moved out of range nicely.
El Pee swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Chocula misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from El Pee.
El Pee appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Chocula throws out a loose jab but El Pee uses good head movement to avoid it.
Count Chocula seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A shot to the body from Chocula misses
and El Pee counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Chocula misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from El Pee.
Chocula uses good head movement to avoid the hook from El Pee.
Chocula ducks down and throws a hook to the body but El Pee moves away.
El Pee swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Chocula gets cracked there but stands up to it.
El Pee throws a nice looking combination but Chocula bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
El Pee jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A counter left hand to the body from Chocula misses its target.
El Pee thows a left - swing and a miss!
As El Pee looks to move away, Chocula throws a big counter combo bu El Pee just gets out of the way.
Chocula lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Count Chocula dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Count Chocula's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
El Pee misses with an uppercut.
El Pee throws a body kick that misses.
Chocula tests El Pee's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Chocula slips under a jab from El Pee.
El Pee slips under a jab from Chocula.
Chocula lands with an overhand left.
El Pee looks to land a left hand but Chocula moved out of range nicely.
Danga de danga de dang - El Pee scores with a four punch combination!
El Pee swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Chocula.
El Pee swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
El Pee throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Chocula counters with a right hand to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chocula smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Chocula bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chocula ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Chocula changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Chocula stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
El Pee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chocula.
A swing and a miss from Chocula.
Chocula misses with a looping left.
El Pee is looking to slow Chocula down with leg kicks.
El Pee misses the jab.
A counter left hand to the body from Chocula misses its target.
El Pee takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
El Pee is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chocula.
El Pee avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
El Pee takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chocula blocks a jab.
Nice body punch from Chocula.
El Pee misses with an attempted mid kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chocula slips a jab from El Pee.
A big right from El Pee misses.
Chocula is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
El Pee swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
El Pee misses with a shot to the body
and Chocula counters with a nice body shot.
Chocula misses the body punch
and El Pee counters with a nice uppercut.
Chocula is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Nice defenses there by Chocula.
El Pee looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
El Pee on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Chocula keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from El Pee.
Chocula lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chocula connects with a body shot that sends El Pee's belly button to the back.
Chocula lands with a good body shot.
Chocula takes a swing at El Pee's ribcage but misses.
El Pee ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
El Pee lands a left and a right that send Chocula crashing to the mat, dazed. El Pee thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Chocula is rocked!
Chocula is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that El Pee can do to turn this around?
El Pee missing with a left hand there. Chocula was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Oh Chocula is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chocula throws a series of punches but El Pee avoids them all with ease.
El Pee appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Chocula is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Chocula misses with a series of wild punches.
Chocula tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but El Pee was well out of range. Poor timing from Chocula.
Chocula throws an uppercut from half a mile away. El Pee sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chocula ducks down and throws a hook to the body but El Pee moves away.
Chocula seems to have got his legs back now.
El Pee avoids the body shot from Chocula.
El Pee has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Chocula lands a nice shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chocula just misses with a punch to the body.
Chocula misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from El Pee.
El Pee throws a head kick that misses.
A slow jab from Chocula misses its intended target.
El Pee let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Chocula works El Pee's body with a nice hook.
El Pee walks into a jab.
Chocula fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches El Pee on the side of the head.
El Pee is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chocula.
A quick step to the side and Chocula tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
El Pee moves out of range of the strikes.
El Pee swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chocula scores with a hook to the body. El Pee takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A looping hook to the body misses from El Pee. Chocula does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chocula throws a body punch but El Pee moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Count Chocula dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Count Chocula's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
El Pee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chocula.
Chocula misses with a hook. El Pee ducked under it nicely.
Chocula swings away with a body shot that misses
and Chocula takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Chocula throws a looping overhand right but El Pee ducks down to avoid it.
El Pee looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Chocula has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Chocula there as he acknowledges the shot.
El Pee throws a head kick that Chocula semi-blocks.
Chocula avoids the body shot from El Pee.
Chocula chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before El Pee can pounce on him.
Chocula moves out of range of the strikes.
Chocula is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by Chocula.
Chocula throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent El Pee stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
El Pee misses with a shot to the body
enabling Chocula to counter with a crisp jab.
El Pee avoids the body shot from Chocula.
That's one minute gone in the round.
El Pee on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Chocula scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
El Pee uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chocula.
El Pee throws a big shot that misses.
Chocula throws out a loose jab but El Pee uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chocula throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chocula avoids the head kick by El Pee.
El Pee misses with an uppercut.
El Pee takes one to the chin there.
Chocula swings and misses with a hook to the body.
El Pee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chocula lunges at El Pee with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by El Pee's hand.
Chocula lands with an uppercut that bounces El Pee off the cage and back into range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chocula fakes high and swings low for a body shot but El Pee manages to avoid it.
El Pee missing with a left hand there. Chocula was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A counter left hand to the body from Chocula misses its target.
El Pee keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chocula.
El Pee pivots, looking for a leg kick but Chocula is out of range and El Pee settles back down.
El Pee throws a body punch but Chocula moves out of range.
A left lands for Chocula.
Chocula lands a body shot.
Chocula scores with a jab. El Pee acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
El Pee with a hook.
Chocula digs a good hook to El Pee's body.
Count Chocula is winning the standup battle so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Chocula.
Chocula throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
El Pee throws a lazy uppercut
and Chocula counters with a straight right hand.
El Pee throws the left hand but Chocula avoids the punch easily.
Chocula takes a swing at El Pee's ribcage but misses.
El Pee misses with a shot to the body
and Chocula counters with a nice uppercut.
Chocula keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from El Pee.
El Pee throws a poor cross that misses
and El Pee takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Chocula slips a jab from El Pee.
Chocula uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from El Pee.
Chocula was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Chocula fakes high and swings low for a body shot but El Pee manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chocula thuds a left hand into El Pee's body.
Chocula lands a jab.
Chocula throws a right and a left that both miss.
El Pee looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Chocula is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
El Pee lands with a thumping leg kick.
Chocula takes a swing at El Pee's ribcage but misses.
Chocula looks to land a combination. El Pee sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
El Pee thows a left - swing and a miss!
Chocula misses with a body shot.
Chocula changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
El Pee slips a straight right by Chocula.
Chocula throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jay El Pee has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Count Chocula is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A jab lands there for Chocula.
And that's the end of the fight!
Count Chocula showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Chocula has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 30:27
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Count Chocula!
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