PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Floyd Mayweather (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Acyrius AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Snap your fingers, Snap your neck.. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Mayweather
vs
AssKicken

191 cm
21
246 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Floyd Mayweather!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Acyrius AssKicken!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Atkins and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mayweather fails with the takedown
enabling AssKicken to counter with a crisp jab.
Mayweather takes one on the chin but seems OK.

It looks like Floyd Mayweather has been cut.
AssKicken dips to his left and cracks Mayweather with an uppercut!
Nice cross by AssKicken.
AssKicken connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

AssKicken cracks Mayweather with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Mayweather looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can AssKicken finish him?

Mayweather is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mayweather gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! AssKicken gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Acyrius AssKicken!
Acyrius AssKicken decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.