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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stone Cold Stipe Miocic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stipe Miocic's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Stone Cold Stipe Miocic Theme Song . Army comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Vagina Coastguard kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Stone Cold Stipe Miocic had a look across the ring there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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248 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
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189 cm
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219 lbs
13 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Stone Cold Stipe Miocic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Ivan Kurochkin and Sergei Dronov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Army connects with a jab.
Army chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Danga de danga de dang - Stipe Miocic scores with a four punch combination!
Stipe Miocic misses with a jab, cross combination.
A combination from Stipe Miocic does no damage.
Army let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Stipe Miocic throws a series of punches but Army moves out of range.
Stipe Miocic looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Stone Cold Stipe Miocic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stipe Miocic thows a leg kick but Army checks it
and Army counters with a stiff right hand.
Stipe Miocic listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stipe Miocic staying out of range there.
Stipe Miocic seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Stipe Miocic throws a right hand that Army ducks under and follows up with a left that Army also avoids with ease.
Stipe Miocic jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Army throws a head kick that Stipe Miocic semi-blocks.
Stipe Miocic throws a nice looking combination but Army bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Army moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Stipe Miocic throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A big right from Stipe Miocic misses.
Stipe Miocic throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Army throws a nice inside leg kick.
Army moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Army with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Stipe Miocic takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A punch combination from Stipe Miocic misses.
Army avoids a punch combination nicely.
Army cracks Stipe Miocic with a right hand to the side of the head.
Stipe Miocic misses with a lunging right hand
and Army counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Army lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Army darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Stipe Miocic throws a nice looking combination but Army bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Stipe Miocic throws a right and a left that both miss.
Army has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stipe Miocic fails to land with a series of punches.
Stipe Miocic lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Army backs up against the ropes.
Stipe Miocic is breathing heavily.
A thudding body kick lands there by Army!
Army changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Army punishes Stipe Miocic's body with a nice straight punch.
Army lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army lands a big head kick that sends Stipe Miocic tumbling to the mat! Army takes a step backwards and waves Stipe Miocic back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Army lands with a nice body punch.
Army closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Stipe Miocic out cold! Stipe Miocic corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dick Army!
Dick Army decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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