PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mauri Kunnas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kunnas comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Jumal x10 Lavis - Jeesus kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Shitty Bill has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Bill
vs
Kunnas

225 cm
41
300 lbs
25 - 17 - 0

205 cm
47
318 lbs
41 - 24 - 1

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Shitty Bill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 41 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Mauri Kunnas!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Alan Glass and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kunnas connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bill jabbing away but nothing is landing.
As Bill backs off Kunnas throws a huge counter combo but Bill manages to avoid it all.
Kunnas misses with a leg kick.
Kunnas throws a looping overhand right but Bill ducks down to avoid it.
As Kunnas looks to move away, Bill throws a big counter combo bu Kunnas just gets out of the way.
Bill uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kunnas.
An attempted straight right counter from Bill misses the target.
Bill takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Kunnas slips a jab and a cross from Bill.
Mauri Kunnas seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bill checks a low kick from Kunnas.
Bill takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bill looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bill swinging wildly here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kunnas throws a leg kick but Bill sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kunnas throws a head kick that misses.
Kunnas thows a left - swing and a miss!
Some wild striking there from Bill.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kunnas lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Decent striking displayed by Bill there.
Kunnas rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bill counters with a three punch combo that has Kunnas backing up. Kunnas nods at Bill to acknowledge the strikes.
Bill misses with a series of wild punches.
Bill defending well as Kunnas loads up on a big left hand.
Kunnas connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kunnas throws a low kick but Bill moves out of range easily.
Bill moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nice uppercut there from Bill.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good work by Bill as he checks the leg kick.
Bill misses with a looping right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bill throws a jab but it's blocked by Kunnas.
Kunnas bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bill throws a right hand that Kunnas ducks under and follows up with a left that Kunnas also avoids with ease.
It seemed like Kunnas was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kunnas throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kunnas looks to score with a jab to the body but Bill is just out of range.
Kunnas misses with a hook to the body
and Bill counters with a stiff right hand.
Bill throws a leg kick but Kunnas sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kunnas looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kunnas lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bill has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bill and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bill uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kunnas.
Bill throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kunnas pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kunnas motions for Bill to come forward. Kunnas throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kunnas looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kunnas avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bill looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kunnas throws a leg kick but Bill checks it.
Bill throwing a counter right hand but Kunnas manages to avoid it.
Kunnas walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bill checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bill tried to counter with a leg kick but Kunnas avoided it.
Kunnas dodges the punch combination from Bill.
Kunnas misses with a looping left.
Kunnas tries to land a leg kick but Bill saw it coming and moves away.
Kunnas on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bill. Bill obviously looking to wear him down.
Kunnas avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Kunnas misses.
Kunnas misses with a straight left.
Bill throws a nice looking combination but Kunnas bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kunnas looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bill slips under a jab.
As Kunnas looks to move away, Bill throws a big counter combo bu Kunnas just gets out of the way.
Kunnas lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bill takes a step back to recover.
Kunnas scores with a jab to the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bill throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kunnas throws a leg kick that is checked
and Bill counters with a nice uppercut.
Kunnas fails to land with a series of punches.
Kunnas throws an overhand right that lands on Bill's shoulder, as Bill tries to avoid the shot.
Bill is looking for a counter combo.
Kunnas drops his hands momentarily and Bill takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kunnas lands with a thumping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Shitty Bill will probably get the nod.
That's time! Bill's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Kunnas scores with a spinning back kick!
Kunnas takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Kunnas misses with a leg kick
and Bill counters with a stiff right hand.
Bill scores with a jab to the head.
Bill slips a jab from Kunnas.
A big right from Kunnas misses.
Kunnas throws a head kick that misses.
Kunnas throws a leg kick but Bill moved away.
Kunnas throws out a leg kick but Bill moves out of range and Kunnas only half commits.
Bill is looking to counter punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kunnas does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

Bill cracks Kunnas with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Kunnas looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Bill finish him?

Kunnas is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bill walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Kunnas drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Bill swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Kunnas's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Shitty Bill!
Shitty Bill gave a mention to GREEN!160 in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).