PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smith has chosen frenzal rhomb - Mum changed the locks as his entrance music. Silent Bob is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Bob
vs
Smith

183 cm
25
194 lbs
15 - 5 - 1

186 cm
27
199 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Reaper Combatwear
Conquer

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Smith!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Sam Margolis and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Smith checks a leg kick.
Bob swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Smith.
Bob stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Smith.
Bob tries to land a front kick but Smith steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Smith throws an overhand right that lands on Bob's shoulder, as Bob tries to avoid the shot.
A quick step to the side and Bob tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A good leg kick by Bob.
Bob misses with an attempted mid kick.
Smith thuds a left hand into Bob's body.
Bob stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bob wants it to stay on the feet.
Smith takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bob will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Smith tries to counter by closing the distance.
Smith steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bob.
Bob fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Smith is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Smith takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Smith.
Smith will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Smith defending well as Bob loads up on a big left hand.
Smith moves out of range of the body kick from Bob.
Bob looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Smith.
Bob staying out of range there.
Bob looks for the body kick but Smith saw that one coming.
Bob backing away here, and Smith unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Bob pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Smith avoids the head kick by Bob.
Nice defenses there by Bob.
Bob thuds his right hand into Smith's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
We've been informed that Smith has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Smith jabs at Bob's body.
Smith lands with a hook. Bob tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bob throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bob misses with a lunging right hand
and Smith counters with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smith avoids a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob takes one on the button.
Bob throws a poor cross that misses
and Smith counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bob throws a jab when Smith was well out of range.
Bob is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Smith.
Smith misses with a body kick.
Smith keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Smith shoots in looking for a takedown but Bob manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Smith's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Smith misses with a straight right.
Smith drops his hands momentarily and Bob takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bob.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Smith.
Bob checks the leg kick.
Bob takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Bob lands a jab to the head.

Smith pushes Bob up against the cage in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Smith's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bob tries to throw a body punch but Smith avoids it by throwing Bob back against the cage.
Smith doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Smith wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Smith blocking some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Smith creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Smith presses Bob against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bob doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Smith lands an uppercut.
Smith struggles to land a body shot inside as Bob controls his hands.
Smith cracks Bob with a nice body shot.
Smith lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bob backwards.
Bob has Smith pushed against the cage.
A short right from Smith on the inside.
Bob misses with some punches.
Smith throws a punch but it's blocked by Bob.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smith lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bob tries to pull guard but Smith holds him up against the cage and eventually Bob drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Silent Bob. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bob misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bob's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Smith pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Joe Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smith stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bob.
A nice inside leg kick there by Smith. That's going to slow Bob down.
Bob pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Smith tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bob misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bob takes a shot right to the bread basket.

Smith takes the fight into the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Smith blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Smith is looking to break free of the clinch but Bob has double underhooks.
Bob leaning his opponent against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Smith dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Smith throws a wild body kick that Bob sees coming a mile off.
Bob was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Smith throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bob swings for the body but Smith moves out of range.
Both fighters circling a little - Smith finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Smith shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bob as he jumps to the side.
Smith throws a head kick that Bob semi-blocks.
Smith missing with a left hand there. Bob was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bob misses with a low kick.
Smith throws a front kick that sends Bob stumbling back into the cage.
Smith misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bob keeps the fight on the outside.
Bob slaps away a takedown attempt from Smith, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Smith throws a jab when Bob was well out of range.
Smith just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bob tries a head kick but it misses.
Smith throws a hook but Bob avoids it easily.
Smith fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bob manages to avoid it.
Smith throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bob on the side of the head.
Bob avoids the head kick by Smith.
Bob appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bob scores with a nice body kick.
A jab from Bob misses.
Smith scores with a kick to the body.
Bob misses with a jab to the body
and Smith counters with a straight right hand.
Bob connects with an inside leg kick.
Bob thuds his shin into the meat of Smith's side.
Bob explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bob misses with a body shot.
Nice body kick there by Smith.
Smith takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Smith now looks to counter with a shot at the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bob.
Smith looks to land a combination. Bob sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Smith looks to land a body kick but Bob moved away.
Bob defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Smith.
It appears Bob was looking to counter with a kick there.
Silent Bob has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Smith.
Nice takedown defense from Smith. No joy for Bob on that attempt.
Bob will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Bob avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Smith takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Smith takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bob tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Smith was well out of range. Poor timing from Bob.
Nice cross by Bob.
Bob lands an overhand right.
Smith takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Smith just misses with a punch to the body.
Bob looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bob slips under a jab from Smith.
Smith changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bob tries to avoid it but Smith manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bob to the ground. Bob escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith tries to clinch up but Bob circles away and keeps his distance.
Smith throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bob misses with a low kick.
Bob scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Bob finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Bob listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bob displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Smith throws out the jab.
Smith lands with a kick to the temple. Bob shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Smith misses with a hook
and Bob counters with a nice body kick.
Smith on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Smith looks to score with a jab to the body but Bob is just out of range.
Bob is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Smith.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fight stays on the outside here - Smith looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Smith throws a wild body kick that Bob sees coming a mile off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smith looks to throw the jab but Bob is out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bob checks a leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Bob.
Smith fails with the takedown.
Smith throws a head kick but Bob moves out of range.
Bob quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Smith fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bob manages to avoid it.
Bob loads up on a big right hand but Smith slips the punch.
Smith throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bob is looking to counter punch.
Bob throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A telegraphed right hand from Bob misses the target.
Smith connects with a body shot.
Bob throws a leg kick that is checked

and Smith counters by clinching up.
Bob tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Smith's elbow.
Smith swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bob lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Smith backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Silent Bob will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Smith bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bob looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A lazy body kick from Bob
and Smith counters with a leg kick.
Bob throws a leg kick which misses Smith's front leg but catches the back leg as Smith tries to avoid it.
Bob thows a body kick. Smith tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Bob misses with a body kick.
Smith slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bob misses with a body kick.
Smith throws a series of punches but Bob avoids them all with ease.
Smith thows a leg kick but Bob checks it
and Bob cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Smith keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bob uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Smith.
Smith swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Bob counters with a stiff right hand.
Smith ducks under a wild hook from Bob.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bob swings for the body but Smith moves out of range.
Smith connects with a high kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith throws a sloppy head kick and Bob moves out of range easily.
Smith turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bob looks to throw a body kick
and Smith connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bob keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bob changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Smith scores with a nice strike.
Bob moves out of range as Smith strikes.
A jab from Smith misses.
Smith misses with a wild body shot.
Bob tries to counter with a takedown but Smith is quick to defend against it.
Bob steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Smith.
Smith lands a really nice looking cross but Bob seems unphased.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bob.
Bob looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bob connects with a high kick.
Smith scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bob misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bob blocks the body kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Bob misses the target.
Bob lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice body kick from Smith.
Bob throws a body kick that misses.
Bob throws a low kick but Smith avoids it.
Smith's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nice uppercut lands for Smith. That snapped Bob's head back.
Bob throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Smith jabs at Bob's body.
Smith lands a body shot.
Smith moves into range and connects with a jab.
Crunch! Smith slams his shin into Bob's torso.
A swing and a miss from Smith.
Bob half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A lazy body kick from Bob
and Smith makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Bob really felt that one!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bob throws a lazy head kick
and Smith counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice sprawl there from Bob as Smith shoots in.
Smith waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bob.
Smith blocks the body kick.
Smith blocks the body kick.
Smith looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bob with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Smith to score with a decent uppercut.
Smith scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Smith throws the left hand but Bob avoids the punch easily.
Bob leaves Smith with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Silent Bob has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Smith.
Smith takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A decent looking cross lands there for Smith.
Bob throws a push kick but Smith slaps the foot to one side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A shot to the liver by Smith. Beautiful body shot.
Bob displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Smith throws out the jab.
Bob moves out of range as Smith throws a body kick.
Good shot there by Smith.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bob throws a lazy body kick
and Smith counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bob lands a front kick.
Bob misses with a body kick.
Smith goes for a double leg but Bob avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Bob continues to drive forward.
Smith throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bob appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bob moves forwards but Smith connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Joe Smith seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bob misses with a kick to the body
letting Smith counter with a right hand.
Bob tries to clinch but Smith moves out of range.
Smith's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bob under the eye.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bob avoids the head kick by Smith.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Smith comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Smith has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 28:29
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Smith!
After the big win, Joe Smith made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors GREEN!160 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.