PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Pablo Escobar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Meat Beater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Escobar comes to the cage accompanied by KoRn En Vivo Mtv. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Escobar
vs
Beater

160 cm
33
142 lbs
22 - 14 - 0

170 cm
34
155 lbs
30 - 18 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pablo Escobar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Meat Beater!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beater throws a series of punches but Escobar avoids them all with ease.
Escobar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Beater.
Beater cracks Escobar with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Beater throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Beater throws a sloppy head kick and Escobar moves out of range easily.
A jab lands there for Escobar.
Meat Beater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Escobar avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Beater bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Escobar's head.
Escobar is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Beater throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Escobar.
We've been hearing reports that Escobar has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Beater jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Escobar misses with a left hand
and Beater counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beater takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Beater scores with a jab. Escobar acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Escobar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Escobar avoids a punch combination nicely.
It looked like Escobar wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Escobar misses with a hook. Beater ducked under it nicely.
Meat Beater is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Beater is looking to slow Escobar down with leg kicks.
Beater throws a shot from downtown. Escobar moves away and avoids it.
Beater uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Escobar.
A punch combination from Beater misses.
Escobar was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Beater misses with a wild combination.
A lazy left from Beater finds it's target.

Escobar gets a takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Beater is trying to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Escobar seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Beater does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Escobar looks to land a strike but Beater avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Escobar trying to control the position from guard on top but Beater is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Escobar's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Escobar throws a big elbow that misses.
Escobar in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Escobar in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Escobar looking to sit in guard and control but Beater gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beater controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

Escobar had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Beater defends it easily.

Escobar has his feet on Beater's thighs here. He's pushed Beater off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Beater screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Pablo Escobar!
A relieved looking Pablo Escobar thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.