PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dieter Von Sprockets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and LightHeavy Weight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Sprockets comes to the cage accompanied by Rolling Stones- Monkey Man. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that LightHeavy Weight was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Von Sprockets
vs
Weight

192 cm
30
221 lbs
14 - 6 - 1

175 cm
30
215 lbs
27 - 2 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid Muay Thai
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Dieter Von Sprockets!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, LightHeavy Weight!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Steven Brown and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Weight throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Weight thuds a left hand into Von Sprockets's body.
Von Sprockets misses with a leg kick
enabling Weight to counter with a crisp jab.
Von Sprockets explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Weight throws a hook but Von Sprockets blocks it.
Von Sprockets is looking to land body kicks.
A left lands for Weight.
Von Sprockets throws a leg kick
and Weight counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Von Sprockets shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Weight but Weight pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Von Sprockets sets himself, and Weight steps forward looking for the clinch! Von Sprockets avoids it this time.
Von Sprockets tries to land a leg kick but Weight saw it coming and moves away.
Von Sprockets takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Von Sprockets throws a leg kick but Weight checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weight tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Von Sprockets was well out of range. Poor timing from Weight.
Weight moves out of range of the body kick from Von Sprockets.
Weight tries to counter by closing the distance.
Von Sprockets on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Weight throws a body shot but no joy.
Weight misses with a wild body shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Von Sprockets.
Weight tries to clinch up.
Von Sprockets half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A head kick misses from Von Sprockets.
A chopping leg kick lands by Von Sprockets.
Weight misses with an uppercut. Von Sprockets saw that one coming.
Weight works Von Sprockets's body with a nice hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Von Sprockets. Weight does a little dance to reset his feet.
Von Sprockets on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Weight fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Von Sprockets, pushing him back against the cage.
Weight lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Von Sprockets backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Weight pushes Von Sprockets back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Von Sprockets lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Weight backwards.
Von Sprockets struggles to land a body shot inside as Weight controls his hands.
Von Sprockets stalling in the clinch but Weight improves position.
Weight working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Von Sprockets avoids a wild elbow strike from Weight.
Von Sprockets can't find room to land a body shot as Weight controls the action.
Weight blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Weight.
A right hook to the body lands for Von Sprockets.
Von Sprockets can't find room to land a body shot as Weight controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weight lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Weight lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Weight lands an elbow just above Von Sprockets 's eye.
Nice elbow from Weight.
Von Sprockets struggles to land a body shot inside as Weight controls his hands.
Von Sprockets tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Von Sprockets misses with a body punch.
Von Sprockets tries to work over Weight's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Weight lands a right hand that snaps the head of Von Sprockets backwards.
Von Sprockets is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Weight pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A nice right hand lands inside from Weight.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Weight lands an elbow inside that Von Sprockets shrugs off.

Von Sprockets is rocked!
Weight lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Oh Von Sprockets is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Weight lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Von Sprockets tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Weight managing to block the knees to the body from Von Sprockets.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Weight softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Weight creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Von Sprockets's defenses.
Weight has Von Sprockets pressed against the cage. He pushes Von Sprockets back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Weight throws a beautiful elbow that sends Von Sprockets crashing to the floor! Weight piles on the pressure with more strikes! Von Sprockets is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). LightHeavy Weight! LightHeavy Weight retains his light heavyweight title!
LightHeavy Weight decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Dieter Von Sprockets stepped up to the mic, saying 'Eist bin schvindled again!!!'.