PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between I Suck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bugs Bani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Suck
vs
Bani

178 cm
26
200 lbs
12 - 10 - 0

183 cm
21
185 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, I Suck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bugs Bani!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Elvis Blanc and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bani gets a clinch.
Suck stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Suck avoiding damage.
Suck lands with a right to the head.

Suck gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Bani regains guard.
Bani wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Suck manages to pass to side control.

Suck lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Suck is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Bani is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bani on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

It looks like Bugs Bani has been cut.
Bani is refusing to be controlled, as Suck sits in half guard.
Suck lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Bani quite badly. Bani pulls Suck in close trying to recover. Suck postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Bani on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Bani doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). I Suck!
Our winner, I Suck, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.