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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Louis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Algot Von Panzerhosen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Louis comes to the cage accompanied by Awesome God. Von Panzerhosen is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Klamydia - Pohjanmaalla. On his way into the cage it seems that Joe Louis has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Joe Louis seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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240 lbs
10 - 12 - 1 |
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183 cm
26
217 lbs
9 - 13 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Joe Louis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Algot Von Panzerhosen!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Steven Brown and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Louis throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Louis, as that shot connected.
Louis throws a head kick but Von Panzerhosen moves out of range.
Von Panzerhosen looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Von Panzerhosen takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Von Panzerhosen takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Louis misses with a left hand
and Von Panzerhosen counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jab, jab by Louis - just one landing.
A shot to the liver by Von Panzerhosen. Beautiful body shot.
Louis looks to land a body kick but Von Panzerhosen moved away.
Sloppy strikes from Louis. Those never looked like landing.
Nice straight punches there by Louis. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Louis.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Louis throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Louis keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Louis fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Louis throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Von Panzerhosen to counter with a crisp jab.
Louis dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Von Panzerhosen. That did some damage!
Louis looks to score with a jab to the body but Von Panzerhosen is just out of range.
Louis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Von Panzerhosen moves away.
Louis looks to score with a jab to the body but Von Panzerhosen is just out of range.
Von Panzerhosen doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Joe Louis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some bone on bone action there as Louis checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Von Panzerhosen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Louis swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Louis on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A head kick from Von Panzerhosen lands but Louis takes it in his stride.
Louis waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Von Panzerhosen.
Louis pivots, looking for a leg kick but Von Panzerhosen is out of range and Louis settles back down.
Von Panzerhosen ducks under a wild hook from Louis.
Louis shoots in but no luck this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Panzerhosen blocks a jab.
Louis has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Louis scores with a head kick.
A head kick by Von Panzerhosen misses
and Louis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Von Panzerhosen throws a head kick but Louis moves out of range.
Louis throws a nice head kick!
A looping hook to the body misses from Louis. Von Panzerhosen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Louis moves out of range as Von Panzerhosen throws a body kick.
Louis misses with a wild body shot.
Louis scores with a nice right hand.
Louis shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Von Panzerhosen as he jumps to the side.
Louis closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Louis lands in his opponent's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Panzerhosen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Louis defends well.
Louis in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Von Panzerhosen is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Von Panzerhosen looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Louis postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Louis scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Von Panzerhosen is trying to keep Louis in close.
Louis lands a couple of elbows.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Von Panzerhosen keeping full guard, as Louis tries to pass.
Von Panzerhosen is trying to keep Louis in close.
Louis working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Von Panzerhosen's head.
Louis throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Von Panzerhosen avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Louis dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Algot Von Panzerhosen's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Von Panzerhosen throws a leg kick but Louis sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Louis blocks a head kick by Von Panzerhosen.
Von Panzerhosen moves away from the strike by Louis.
Von Panzerhosen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Joe Louis is winning the standup battle so far.
Von Panzerhosen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Louis throws a lazy right hand but Von Panzerhosen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Louis misses with a wild body shot.
Von Panzerhosen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Louis gets a double leg takedown into Von Panzerhosen's guard.
Louis trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Louis in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Von Panzerhosen keeping moving, preventing Louis from controlling successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Louis throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Louis chips away with some ground and pound.
Von Panzerhosen keeping full guard, as Louis tries to pass.
Louis controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Louis wants to control from the top but Von Panzerhosen keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Louis is looking to work some ground and pound but Von Panzerhosen has wrist control.
Louis missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Louis wants to control from the top but Von Panzerhosen keeps moving.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Louis throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Von Panzerhosen tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Louis is in Von Panzerhosen's guard.
Von Panzerhosen looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Louis scoring with some ground and pound.
Von Panzerhosen is trying to control the position but Louis postures up.
Louis is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Von Panzerhosen can do to turn this around?
Louis is in close to Von Panzerhosen's body, working some short punches and elbows.
That has opened up Algot Von Panzerhosen's cut even more.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Panzerhosen looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Louis throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Louis throwing strikes but missing.
Louis landing with the ground and pound.
Algot Von Panzerhosen's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Algot Von Panzerhosen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Joe Louis!
A very excited looking Joe Louis made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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