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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jar Jar Binks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bastian Nokia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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190 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
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197 lbs
7 - 45 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Decent elbows
Experienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jar Jar Binks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 45 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bastian Nokia!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Binks has taken the fight to the clinch.
Binks throws an elbow that misses.
Binks creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Nokia's defenses.
It looks like Bastian Nokia has been cut.
Binks lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nokia drops down looking for an ankle pick but Binks pulls his leg out and moves away.
Binks tries to clinch up.
Nokia raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Binks darts in and clinches Nokia up against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Nokia's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Nokia avoiding damage as Binks throws knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Binks throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Binks lands a right hand.
Nokia avoids the elbow strike from Binks, against the cage.
Binks stalling.
Binks unloads a knee to the mid-section.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nokia blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Binks landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Binks with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Binks throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Nokia tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Binks just stands there and leans against the cage.
Binks makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Binks crunches a lovely knee into Nokia's ribcage.
Nokia on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Binks gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Binks lands a right hand.
Nokia can't get the takedown.
Jar Jar Binks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bastian Nokia.
Binks gets through Nokia's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nokia managing to block the knees to the body from Binks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Binks is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Nokia is defending well for now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A nice right hand lands inside from Binks.
Binks lands an elbow inside.
Binks lands a damaging elbow.
Binks throws a punch but it's blocked by Nokia.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Binks obliges.
Binks tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Nokia avoids it.
Nokia blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Binks throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Nokias head.
Binks tries a knee to the head but Nokia blocks it.
Binks lands an elbow that stopped Nokia in his tracks for a moment.
Nokia jumps guard and drags Binks to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nokia wants to stand up but Binks is controlling him.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Binks stays in close to Nokia's body and controls the position.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Binks misses with an uppercut.
Binks closes the distance looking to clinch
and Nokia counters with a two punch combo.
Nokia keeps the fight on the outside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jar Jar Binks dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bastian Nokia's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Nokia moves away from the strike by Binks.
Nokia with the counter takedown but Binks avoids it easily.
Binks clinches.
Nokia has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Binks avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Binks lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nokia backwards.
Nokia has had enough of the clinch but Binks keeps him there for the moment.
Binks tries to land a knee to the head but Nokia blocks with his arms.
Binks pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Binks is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nokia can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Binks scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A nice right hand lands inside from Binks.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Binks.
Binks lands a damaging elbow.
Binks with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Binks misses with the head strike.
Binks landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Nokia's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Binks tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Nokia paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nokia throws a counter combo.
Binks gets a clinch.
Binks displaying some good clinch control by pressing Nokia up against the cage.
Binks throws a head punch that misses.
Binks lands a knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Binks keeps control of Nokia as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Binks just misses with a elbow thrown towards Nokia's brow.
Binks is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Binks swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Binks fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Binks lands an elbow just above Nokia 's eye.
Jar Jar Binks has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Binks lands an elbow inside that Nokia shrugs off.
A knee to the head by Binks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Binks lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Binks throws an elbow that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Binks lands a nice elbow.
Binks missing with knees to the body.
Nokia dodges an elbow strike from Binks.
Binks swings wildly with an uppercut but Nokia uses good head movement to avoid it.
Binks lands a nice elbow.
Binks fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Binks tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Nokia on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nokia is trying to break the clinch but Binks is controlling him.
Binks with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nokia.
Binks throws an elbow that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nokia wants a takedown but no success here.
Binks with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Nokia blocking some punches.
Binks swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Binks stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Nokia has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Binks is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Jar Jar Binks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bastian Nokia.
Nokia is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Binks is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Nokia is defending well for now.
Binks creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Binks keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Nokia's efforts to push away.
Binks misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jar Jar Binks dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bastian Nokia's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Nokia swats away the attempt to clinch by Binks.
Nokia looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Binks swings widly with a right hand
and Nokia counters with a one-two to the body.
Nokia circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nokia changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Binks throws a jab but it's blocked by Nokia.
Nokia throws a fast counter high kick but Binks manages to duck under it in time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Binks darts in and clinches Nokia up against the cage.
Nokia blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nokia blocks an uppercut.
Binks swings wildly with an uppercut but Nokia uses good head movement to avoid it.
Binks trying to land knees to the body.
Nokia is trying to break the clinch but Binks is controlling him.
With the fighters up against the cage, Binks throws an elbow but misses.
Binks misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Nokia.
Binks looking to throw knees to the head but Nokia is blocking nicely.
Binks lands a good knee to the midsection. Nokia won't want to take too many of those.
Binks misses with a hook from the clinch.
Binks tries to land a knee to the head but Nokia blocks with his arms.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Binks.
Binks looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Nokia's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Binks scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nokia looking for a takedown.
Binks lands an elbow that stopped Nokia in his tracks for a moment.
Binks scores a nice knee to the body.
Nokia on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Binks lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nokia jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Binks walks away with a smile on his face. Nokia gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Binks doesn't manage to clinch there - Nokia circles away.
Binks is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nokia.
Nokia avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Binks clinches.
Binks gets through Nokia's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Binks throws a knee to the head but misses.
Binks misses with a knee to the head.
Nokia jumps guard but Binks stands there with Nokia around his waist. Nokia gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Jar Jar Binks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bastian Nokia.
Nokia wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Binks tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Binks with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Nokia breaks from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nokia circles away from the clinch attempt
and Nokia counters with a three punch combo that has Binks backing up. Binks nods at Nokia to acknowledge the strikes.
Jar Jar Binks is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Binks misses with a looping left.
Binks tries to clinch up
and Nokia counters with a two punch combo.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jar Jar Binks showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Binks, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:26
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:26
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jar Jar Binks!
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