PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jean Yves Cachemaille (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dickie Crash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Yves Cachemaille
vs
Crash

184 cm
28
195 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

188 cm
30
200 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Museum of Monsters & Madmen

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jean Yves Cachemaille!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dickie Crash!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Patrick Alders and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crash misses with a low kick.
Crash fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cachemaille manages to avoid it.
Nice jab there from Crash.
Crash slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Cachemaille plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
That kick from Crash tenderised Cachemaille's leg. Cachemaille is trying to keep his angry face on.
Crash walks into a left hand.
Crash fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cachemaille is out of range.
Crash connects with a leg kick. Cachemaille looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
We've been told by Cachemaille's head coaches at House of 1000 Corpses that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Crash misses with a body kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Cachemaille - that will leave a mark!

Crash has taken the fight to the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cachemaille lands with a left to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crash.
A short right from Cachemaille on the inside.
Cachemaille misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cachemaille struggles to land a body shot inside as Crash controls his hands.
Cachemaille tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Crash lands an elbow just above Cachemaille 's eye.

It looks like Jean Yves Cachemaille has been cut.
Crash trying to land knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cachemaille working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Crash - that landed with a thud.
A right handed body shot lands from Crash.
Crash struggles to land a body shot inside as Cachemaille controls his hands.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Crash.
Crash misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cachemaille.
Crash throws an elbow that misses.
Crash tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cachemaille avoids it.
Crash blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crash throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cachemaille blocks it with crossed arms.
A hook to the body from Cachemaille.
Crash working aggressively here.
Crash creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Crash missing with knees to the body.
Crash connects with a nasty looking knee right to Cachemaille's face.
Crash tries to throw a body punch but Cachemaille avoids it by throwing Crash back against the cage.
Cachemaille blocks an elbow strike from Crash.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crash lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cachemaille misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cachemaille takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cachemaille is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Cachemaille tries to work over Crash's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice body punch from Cachemaille - that landed with a thud.
Cachemaille can't find room to land a body shot as Crash controls the action.
Crash throws a punch but it's blocked by Cachemaille.
Cachemaille lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Crash lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Crash tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Crash tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cachemaille lands a right hand.
Cachemaille tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cachemaille blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cachemaille throws a head punch that misses.
Crash throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crash unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Crash letting Cachemaille take a breather here.
Crash throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cachemaille blocks it with crossed arms.
A hook to the body from Cachemaille.
Cachemaille tries to work over Crash's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cachemaille lands a shot to the body.
Crash has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Cachemaille seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Crash can turn it around.
Crash looks winded!
Cachemaille tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The referee calls for Cachemaille to work.
Crash misses with a body punch.
Crash wants to break free but Cachemaille has control.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Crash creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cachemaille struggles to land a body shot inside as Crash controls his hands.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cachemaille.
Cachemaille tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Crash's elbow.
Crash tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Still in the clinch, Cachemaille scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crash lands an elbow inside.
Cachemaille misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cachemaille lands with a short shot to the head.
Cachemaille scores with a shot to the side of Crash's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cachemaille misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cachemaille misses with some punches.
Cachemaille swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crash landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Cachemaille avoiding damage as Crash throws knees to the body.
Cachemaille struggles to land a body shot inside as Crash controls his hands.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Crash.
Cachemaille tries a body shot but Crash blocks it.
Crash lands a body punch.
Crash scores with a knee to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crash throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Crash scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cachemaille can't find room to land a body shot as Crash controls the action.
Crash using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cachemaille has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dickie Crash dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jean Yves Cachemaille's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Cachemaille avoids a kick to the body.
Crash connects with a nice looking jab.
Crash has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Cachemaille takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Crash takes a swing at Cachemaille's ribcage but misses.
Crash lands a nice looking body shot.
Crash feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cachemaille's calf.
Crash needs to keep his hands up - Cachemaille had a free shot at his head there.
Cachemaille will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Crash is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cachemaille with a body shot.
Cachemaille steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Crash. That one must have hurt.
Cachemaille throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crash sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dickie Crash seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cachemaille getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Crash takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cachemaille misses with a double jab
and Crash counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cachemaille takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Crash fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cachemaille looks to land a right hand but Crash moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crash throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Crunch! Crash slams his shin into Cachemaille's torso.
Crash takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cachemaille keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cachemaille.
Crash throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Some bone on bone action there as Cachemaille checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Cachemaille throws out a powerful jab.
Crash slips a jab from Cachemaille.
Crash throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crash misses with a body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Crash scores with a kick to the midsection.
Cachemaille avoids the head kick by Crash.

Cachemaille has closed the distance and engaged Crash in a clinch.
Crash scores with a shot to the side of Cachemaille's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crash lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Cachemaille has a couple of punches blocked by Crash.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crash is trying to break free.
Dickie Crash seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Cachemaille swings wildly with an uppercut but Crash uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cachemaille lands a body punch in the clinch.
Crash is breathing heavily.
Cachemaille blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cachemaille can't find room to land a body shot as Crash controls the action.
Cachemaille misses with a body punch.
Cachemaille misses with a punch to the body.
Cachemaille misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cachemaille is leaning against Crash and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Crash lands with a right to the head.
Cachemaille tries to throw a body punch but Crash avoids it by throwing Cachemaille back against the cage.
Crash creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A hook to the body from Cachemaille.
Crash tries a knee to the head but Cachemaille blocks it.
Cachemaille lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Cachemaille.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cachemaille can't find room to land a body shot as Crash controls the action.
Cachemaille avoiding damage as Crash throws knees to the body.
Cachemaille scores with a hook to the body.
Cachemaille on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cachemaille doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cachemaille blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crash tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cachemaille lands a body punch.
Cachemaille lands a left hand that snaps the head of Crash backwards.
Cachemaille lands with a light punch inside.
Crash tries to throw a body punch but Cachemaille avoids it by throwing Crash back against the cage.
Crash gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Crash tries to work over Cachemaille's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Crash throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cachemaille blocks it with crossed arms.
Crash throws an elbow that misses.
Crash leaning against his opponent.
A left hand lands to the body for Cachemaille.
Cachemaille lands a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crash looking to throw knees to the head but Cachemaille is blocking nicely.
Crash blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Crash throws an elbow but it misses.
Cachemaille lands a left hand that snaps the head of Crash backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cachemaille lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cachemaille lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cachemaille makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cachemaille pushes Crash back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Crash takes a shot to the head.

Crash is rocked!
Crash tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Crash is still on wobbly legs! Can Cachemaille finish him?
Cachemaille lands a nice uppercut.
Crash tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cachemaille lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cachemaille throws a big uppercut that drops Crash! More strikes from Cachemaille and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Crash lies dazed against the cage as Cachemaille celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jean Yves Cachemaille!
Jean Yves Cachemaille decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.