PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ted Grant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartmen comes to the cage accompanied by Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away . Grant has chosen Set A Fire as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cartmen
vs
Grant

181 cm
24
210 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

188 cm
30
219 lbs
9 - 9 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great low kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

AnonymouS
The Empire Clothing and Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ted Grant!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, David Schapiro and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartmen connects with a leg kick. Grant looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Cartmen scores with a nice body kick.
Cartmen misses with a body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Cartmen, right into the meat.
Cartmen misses with a low kick.
Grant takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Grant checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Cartmen misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartmen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cartmen throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cartmen lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen missing with a left hand there. Grant was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Grant is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Cartmen misses with a body shot
and Grant counters with a two punch combo.
Grant gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Grant avoids a kick to the body.
Cartmen throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Grant slips a straight right by Cartmen.
Cartmen will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Cartmen lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cartmen cracks the inside of Grant's front leg.
Cartmen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Cartmen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Grant manages to avoid it.
Cartmen is looking to wear down Grant with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Cartmen misses
and Grant counters with a series of strikes. Cartmen will be more careful next time no doubt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grant takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cartmen connects with an inside leg kick.
Cartmen throws a lazy body kick

and Grant counters by clinching up.
Cartmen connects with a knee to the head.

It looks like Ted Grant has been cut.
Cartmen working Grant over with knees to the body.
Grant looks winded!
Cartmen digs a right hand underneath Grant's ribcage. Grant let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Good body shot from Cartmen.
Cartmen stalling against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Cartmen.
Cartmen displaying some good clinch control by pressing Grant up against the cage.
Cartmen lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Grant.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen lands a body punch.
Cartmen digs a right hand underneath Grant's ribcage. Grant let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cartmen avoids the elbow strike from Grant, against the cage.
Cartmen throws an elbow but it misses.
Cartmen creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Grant's defenses.
Cartmen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Cartmen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
An inside leg kick lands from Cartmen.
Grant throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cartmen lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Cartmen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Despite the aggression on Grant's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Grant moves out of range as Cartmen throws a body kick.
Cartmen dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Grant. That did some damage!

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Cartmen lands a big head kick that sends Grant tumbling to the mat! Cartmen takes a step backwards and waves Grant back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Grant is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartmen scores with a spinning back kick!
Grant is still on wobbly legs! Can Cartmen finish him?
A thudding body kick lands there by Cartmen!
An inside leg kick lands from Cartmen.
Cartmen connects with an inside leg kick.
Cartmen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
You can see that Grant has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Grant chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cartmen can pounce on him.
Cartmen throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Grant crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Eric Cartmen!
Eric Cartmen thanked the fans post fight for their support.