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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Porcelain Punisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha comes into the arena with Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing blaring out of the sound system. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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300 lbs
38 - 21 - 0 |
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300 lbs
20 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
38 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Matt Porcelain Punisher!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Daniel Cesar and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Wha takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wha gets a clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Wha.
Wha misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wha taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Porcelain Punisher looks winded!
Wha doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wha just leaning against Porcelain Punisher, taking a breather.
Porcelain Punisher is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wha lands a hook that snaps the head of Porcelain Punisher backwards.
Wha lands a left hand that snaps the head of Porcelain Punisher backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Wha.
Wha just leaning against Porcelain Punisher, taking a breather.
Wha leaning against his opponent.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Wha for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Wha tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Porcelain Punisher tries to stall but Wha uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Wha misses with a short punch on the inside.
Porcelain Punisher has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Wha seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Porcelain Punisher can turn it around.
A head punch on the inside from Porcelain Punisher fails to land.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Wha is struggling to control the position.
Porcelain Punisher looking to stall.
Porcelain Punisher manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher lands a nice uppercut.
Porcelain Punisher blocks an uppercut.
Porcelain Punisher is trying to break free.
Wha blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wha lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wha misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Porcelain Punisher tries to work over Wha's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice body punch from Wha - that landed with a thud.
Wha stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Wha pressing his opponent against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A short left from Porcelain Punisher.
Wha lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A shot in the inside from Wha.
Porcelain Punisher avoiding damage as Wha throws knees to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Wha landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wha keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Porcelain Punisher's efforts to push away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wha tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Porcelain Punisher avoids it.
Wha tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A hook to the body from Porcelain Punisher.
Porcelain Punisher prevents a body shot from Wha.
Porcelain Punisher stalls.
Porcelain Punisher avoiding damage as Wha throws knees to the body.
Porcelain Punisher blocks a body shot from Wha.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nice body punch from Wha - that landed with a thud.
Porcelain Punisher taking a breather.
Come on Porcelain Punisher - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bleh Wha dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Wha throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wha has Porcelain Punisher up against the cage in a clinch.
Our sources have told us that Wha has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Porcelain Punisher is struggling to control the position.
Wha tries to land a knee to the head but Porcelain Punisher blocks with his arms.
Wha misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bleh Wha has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A bit of stalling here from Porcelain Punisher.
Wha is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Porcelain Punisher is defending well for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wha.
It looks like Matt Porcelain Punisher has been cut.
A shot in the inside from Wha.
Wha lands a nice knee to the body.
Wha just leaning against Porcelain Punisher, taking a breather.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Porcelain Punisher has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Porcelain Punisher is trying to break free.
The referee is keeping an eye on Porcelain Punisher - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Wha with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wha working Porcelain Punisher over with knees to the body.
Porcelain Punisher blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Porcelain Punisher takes a knee to the side of the body.
Porcelain Punisher is breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha just leaning against Porcelain Punisher, taking a breather.
Wha misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wha lands a shot to the body.
Wha dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wha lands a nice knee to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wha.
A short left from Wha.
Wha lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Porcelain Punisher.
Wha lands a nice knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wha lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wha misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wha throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Wha tries to work over Porcelain Punisher's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wha creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wha can't find room to land a body shot as Porcelain Punisher controls the action.
Wha leaning his opponent against the cage.
Porcelain Punisher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wha's elbow.
Wha lands with a left to the head.
A bit of stalling here from Wha.
Wha misses with a body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher is looking to control Wha's arms but Wha gets an underhook and turns him. Now Porcelain Punisher has his back to the cage.
Wha utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Porcelain Punisher blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wha comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Porcelain Punisher takes a shot to the head.
Wha manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Porcelain Punisher is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Wha is keeping busy.
Wha has Porcelain Punisher pushed against the cage.
Wha tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bleh Wha dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Matt Porcelain Punisher's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Porcelain Punisher swats away the attempt to clinch by Wha.
Wha tries to close the distance and clinch up but Porcelain Punisher swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A little jabbing left from Porcelain Punisher on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Wha tries to clinch there but Porcelain Punisher circles away.
Porcelain Punisher lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Wha circles away quickly and effectively.
Wha lands a right hook to the body.
Porcelain Punisher swats away the attempt to clinch by Wha.
Wha gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Porcelain Punisher trying to stall but Wha improves his position.
Wha throws a punch but it's blocked by Porcelain Punisher.
Wha is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha leaning against his opponent.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wha.
Porcelain Punisher is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Wha is keeping busy.
Wha landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Porcelain Punisher takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wha stalls.
Wha looking to throw knees to the head but Porcelain Punisher is blocking nicely.
Wha throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Porcelain Punishers head.
Wha lands a hook that snaps the head of Porcelain Punisher backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Wha using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wha scores with a knee to the head.
Wha leaning his opponent against the cage.
Wha drops Porcelain Punisher with a big knee straight up the middle! Porcelain Punisher is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wha closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Porcelain Punisher blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wha drops Porcelain Punisher with a big knee straight up the middle! Porcelain Punisher is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Porcelain Punisher is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha forces Porcelain Punisher back against the cage and clinches.
Porcelain Punisher is still on wobbly legs! Can Wha finish him?
Porcelain Punisher trying to control the position but instead, Wha has worked for underhooks and has pushed Porcelain Punisher into the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Wha - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Wha slows down the pace here.
Porcelain Punisher seems to have recovered his senses.
Wha is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Porcelain Punisher is defending well for now.
Wha lands a big knee to the head and Porcelain Punisher goes down! Wha pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bleh Wha!
Bleh Wha managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Spartan Nutrition , into his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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