PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brick Tires (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douglas Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quaid has chosen Total Recall as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Tires
vs
Quaid

190 cm
34
270 lbs
37 - 11 - 1

186 cm
32
260 lbs
31 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Tires!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Douglas Quaid!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Paul Tew and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quaid changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Quaid just misses with a punch to the body.
Quaid misses the shot to the body.

Tires has taken the fight to the clinch.
Quaid just leaning against Tires, taking a breather.
Tires tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tires has a couple of punches blocked by Quaid.

Quaid pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've been told by Tires's head coaches at Humboldt Park Elite Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Quaid moves out of range of the body kick.
Quaid misses the shot to the body.
Quaid lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Tires avoids the body shot from Quaid.
Tires was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Douglas Quaid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Quaid loads up on a big right hand but Tires slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tires walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Tires cracks the inside of Quaid's front leg.
Tires fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Quaid looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Quaid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tires moves away.
Tires wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tires connects with a high kick.
Tires fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Quaid is out of range.
Quaid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tires scores with a nice right hand.
Tires scores with a body shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Quaid, as that shot connected.
Quaid misses the jab.
Tires misses with a wild body shot.
Quaid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tires.
Quaid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Quaid takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Quaid digs a good hook to Tires's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quaid circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid throws out a powerful jab.
Tires is looking to clinch but Quaid is avoiding it.
Quaid has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Quaid on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tires. Tires obviously looking to wear him down.
Tires tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Quaid moves forwards but Tires connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Tires throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Quaid on the side of the head.
Tires lands a right hook to the body.
Tires moves out of range of the strikes.
Tires fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Tires takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jab, jab by Tires - just one landing.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Tires is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Tires lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Tires takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
A frustrated look appears on Quaid's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Tires scores with a hook to the body.
Quaid looks winded!
A frustrated look appears on Quaid's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Tires misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Tires fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Tires.
Quaid taking a breather.
Tires lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Quaid escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Quaid takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Tires lands with a nice body kick.
Quaid throws a body shot but no joy.
Quaid on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Quaid shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Tires as he avoids it easily.
Quaid throws a hook but Tires blocks it.
Tires is looking to wear down Quaid with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tires throws a wild body kick that Quaid sees coming a mile off.
Quaid drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Tires defends it well.
Brick Tires is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Quaid avoids the body shot from Tires.
Quaid tries for a takedown but Tires sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Quaid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tires was well out of range. Poor timing from Quaid.
Tires throws a leg kick which misses Quaid's front leg but catches the back leg as Quaid tries to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Quaid sizes up Tires with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Quaid swings widly with a right hand
and Tires counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Quaid throws a body punch but Tires moves out of range.
Tires listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Quaid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tires displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Quaid throws out the jab.
Tires dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Quaid. That did some damage!
Tires cracks Quaid with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Quaid misses the shot to the body.
Tires swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Quaid.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Tires dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Tires swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Quaid connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Quaid stuns Tires with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tires throws a leg kick but Quaid sees it coming and moves out of range.
Quaid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tires was well out of range. Poor timing from Quaid.
Tires defending well as Quaid loads up on a big left hand.
As Quaid backs away, Tires returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Tires punishes Quaid's body with a nice straight punch.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Tires.
Quaid on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A slow jab from Quaid misses its intended target.
Tires throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Quaid tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Quaid throws a hook but Tires avoids it easily.
Tires scoring well with a low kick there.
Tires scores with a nice right hand.
Tires slips a jab from Quaid.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tires throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid throws a jab but it's blocked by Tires.
Quaid connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Quaid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Quaid on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Tires dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Quaid thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tires fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Quaid has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Tires throws a front kick that sends Quaid stumbling back into the cage.
Tires looks to score with a jab to the body but Quaid is just out of range.
Tires connects with a solid leg kick.
Good leg kick by Tires there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Quaid throws a body punch but Tires moves out of range.
Tires jabs Quaid to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Tires tries to work over Quaid's front leg with a kick but Quaid checks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Tires.
You can see that Quaid has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tires is looking to slow Quaid down with leg kicks.
Brick Tires is winning the standup battle so far.
Quaid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Quaid as he connects with a hook.
A jab from Quaid does it's job there.
Quaid lands with a nice combination. Tires backs away looking to recover.

It looks like Brick Tires has been cut.
Quaid misses with an uppercut.
Tires slips under a jab from Quaid.
Tires moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Tires moves forwards but Quaid connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Quaid tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Tires defends well and Quaid ends up having to push Tires into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

Tires has closed the distance and engaged Quaid in a clinch.
Tires trying to control the position but instead, Quaid has worked for underhooks and has pushed Tires into the cage.
Tires lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tires tries to work over Quaid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Quaid looking to stall.

Quaid breaks the clinch.
Tires keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tires misses with an attempted mid kick.
Quaid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tires was well out of range. Poor timing from Quaid.
Tires lands with a straight right. Quaid didn't see that one coming.
Quaid shoots and misses
and Tires counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Quaid is breathing heavily.
Quaid thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tires on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Tires feints and then cracks Quaid's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Quaid down.
Quaid misses with an uppercut.
Quaid takes a swing at Tires's ribcage but misses.
Tires is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Quaid can do to turn this around?
Quaid misses the jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tires slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Both fighters circling a little - Tires finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

Tires lands a big head kick that sends Quaid tumbling to the mat! Tires takes a step backwards and waves Quaid back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Douglas Quaid has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tires throws a shot to the body.
Tires lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Tires tries to score with a low kick but Quaid moves his leg out of the way.
Quaid swings for the body but Tires moves out of range.
Tires fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Quaid manages to avoid it.
Tires dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Tires clinches with his opponent.
Quaid is trying to force a seperation but Tires has the dominant position.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tires softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Quaid breaks from the clinch.
Quaid misses the shot to the body.
Quaid on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Tires dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Tires ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Tires scores with a shot to the body.
Quaid misses with a right hand
and Tires counters with a slapping leg kick.
Tires throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Quaid stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Quaid takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Tires with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Tires lands with a good body shot.
Tires turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Tires lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Quaid misses the jab.
Tires looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Tires lands a slapping body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Oooooh!!! Tires has knocked Quaid down with a huge combo! Tires steps away and waves a wobbly Quaid back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Good shot there by Tires.

Quaid is rocked!
Quaid takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Quaid takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Quaid is still on wobbly legs! Can Tires finish him?
Tires throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tires with a nice cross.
Quaid has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Tires.
Quaid shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Tires swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Quaid has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Tires.
Tires throws a series of punches but Quaid avoids them all with ease.
Tires slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Quaid's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Quaid circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Tires. Quaid falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Tires!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Brick Tires!
A relieved looking Brick Tires thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Douglas Quaid was interviewed post fight and said 'That one was from Santa!'.