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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Higgs Boson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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270 lbs
5 - 5 - 0 |
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205 cm
27
280 lbs
4 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Higgs Boson!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boson cracks Bloonkers with an open hand slap.
It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
Boson ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bloonkers lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Boson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A telegraphed right hand from Boson misses the target.
Boson takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
It looks like Higgs Boson has been cut.
Boson throws a body punch but Bloonkers moves out of range.
Boson takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bloonkers lands with a shot to the body.
Bloonkers has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center in the buildup to the fight.
Boson throws a hook but Bloonkers avoids it easily.
Boson misses with a wild body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boson dips to his left and cracks Bloonkers with an uppercut!
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses.
Bloonkers takes one on the button.
Bloonkers misses with a wild body shot.
Bloonkers feints a jab promting Boson to slip. Bloonkers then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Boson slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Boson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bloonkers slips a jab and a cross from Boson.
Bloonkers lands a nice looking kick to the body. Boson takes a step back to recover.
Boson looks winded!
Boson drops his hands momentarily and Bloonkers takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Boson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Boson throws a hook but Bloonkers blocks it.
Boson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bloonkers circles away quickly and effectively.
Boson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bloonkers moves away.
Bloonkers throws a sloppy head kick and Boson moves out of range easily.
Boson has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers feints a jab and as Boson dips his head, Bloonkers unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Boson right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Boson falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Bloonkers smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Barbie Bloonkers!
A very excited looking Barbie Bloonkers rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
The defeated Higgs Boson had this to say: 'Thanks to Spartan Nutrition and all the fans! '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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