PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Hess (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Neo Kable (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hess comes to the cage accompanied by Demiurge. This should be a great matchup!

Hess
vs
Kable

201 cm
31
260 lbs
35 - 10 - 0

201 cm
34
275 lbs
36 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System
Perkele!

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jon Hess!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Neo Kable!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hess moves out of range of the leg kick from Kable.
Kable checks the leg kick.
Donk. Hess catches Kable right on the button with a cross.

It looks like Neo Kable has been cut.
Hess has been working on his boxing with his coaches at House of 1000 Corpses in the buildup to the fight.
Hess throws an overhand right that lands on Kable's shoulder, as Kable tries to avoid the shot.
Kable's coach down at Cell Block Six was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Kable's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Kable takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Hess jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kable ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hess moves away.
Kable finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Hess misses with a hook. Kable ducked under it nicely.

Hess feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Kable sprawling to the canvas! Kable rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Hess finish him?!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kable lands a nice looking kick to the body. Hess takes a step back to recover.
Kable slips a jab from Hess.
Kable appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Hess ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kable moves away.
Hess takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jon Hess seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice body kick from Kable.
Hess throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kable.
Hess throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Kable wants to clinch up but Hess keeps it at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kable lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hess throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kable counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kable throws a solid leg kick but Hess takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kable.
Kable fails to land with a series of punches.
Hess misses with a body shot.
Hess blocks a leg kick.
A nice combination there by Kable.

It looks like Jon Hess has been cut.
Kable bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kable fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A head kick misses from Hess.
Hess looks to score with a jab to the body but Kable is just out of range.
Hess looks to land a body kick but Kable moved away.
Kable lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kable turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big right from Kable misses.
Hess has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kable.
Hess scores with a nice head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hess takes one to the side of the head.
Kable gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kable. Hess does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kable lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hess at a distance.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hess.
Hess misses with a series of wild punches.
Hess scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hess scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kable doesn't seem bothered though.
Hess throws a head kick that misses.
Hess swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hess takes a swing at Kable's ribcage but misses.
Kable scores with a sloppy right hand. Hess should have avoided that one.
Kable throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hess counters with a thumping low kick.
Kable tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Hess is able to avoid easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kable takes a swing at Hess's ribcage but misses.
As Kable backs away, Hess returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Kable throws a lazy uppercut
and Hess counters with a nice uppercut.
Hess throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Kable throws a leg kick
and Hess counters with a straight right hand.

Kable is rocked!
Kable pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hess is out of range and Kable settles back down.
Hess on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kable. Kable obviously looking to wear him down.
Hess avoids the body shot from Kable.
Kable uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hess.
A telegraphed right hand from Hess misses the target.
Hess throws a push kick but Kable slaps the foot to one side.
Kable avoids the body shot from Hess.
Hess avoids the head kick by Kable.
Kable misses with a double jab.
Hess lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hess is looking to land body kicks.
Hess swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hess takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kable throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hess. Kable does a little dance to reset his feet.

Kable has taken the fight to the clinch.
Kable lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hess backwards.
Kable presses Hess against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Hess is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kable just misses with a elbow thrown towards Hess's brow.

Hess breaks from the clinch.
Hess displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kable throws out the jab.
Kable throws a hook but Hess blocks it.
Hess swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kable is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Hess rather than just go for the knockout.
Kable throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kable misses with a straight right.
Kable throws a sloppy head kick and Hess moves out of range easily.
Crunch! Hess slams his shin into Kable's torso.
Kable looks winded!
Kable looks to score with a jab to the body but Hess is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jon Hess will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Hess thuds a left hand into Kable's body.
Hess punishes Kable's body with a nice straight punch.
Kable stuns Hess with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kable lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nice shot by Hess.

Hess cracks Kable with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Kable looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Hess finish him?
Kable is still on wobbly legs! Can Hess finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hess digs a good hook to Kable's body.
Hess lands with a shot to the body.
Hess scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Kable takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hess drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Kable's head, knocking him out cold! Hess is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jon Hess!
Our winner, Jon Hess, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.