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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Pikku Pioneeri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pioneeri comes to the cage accompanied by Lenin-setä asuu Venäjällä. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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146 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pikku Pioneeri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Columbo Gatti and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson throws a jab when Pioneeri was well out of range.
Ferguson feints a jab promting Pioneeri to slip. Ferguson then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Pioneeri slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Ferguson blocks a head kick by Pioneeri.
Pioneeri shoots in but Ferguson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Ferguson with a jab.
Ferguson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Pioneeri misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ferguson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pioneeri's head backwards.
Pioneeri shoots in but Ferguson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Ferguson misses.
Ferguson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pioneeri was well out of range. Poor timing from Ferguson.
Ferguson takes a swing at Pioneeri's ribcage but misses.
Pioneeri misses with a head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pioneeri bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ferguson throws a series of punches but Pioneeri avoids them all with ease.
Horrible takedown attempt by Pioneeri or perhaps it was just good defense by Ferguson, which made it look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pikku Pioneeri. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pioneeri feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pioneeri trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Ferguson kicks Pioneeri off and gets to his feet.
Ferguson connects with a body shot that sends Pioneeri's belly button to the back.
Pioneeri shoots in but no luck this time.
Ferguson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Pioneeri throws a looping overhand right but Ferguson ducks down to avoid it.
Ferguson let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Ferguson is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Pioneeri takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Ferguson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pioneeri shoots in and drives through. Ferguson sprawls well.
Ferguson slaps away a takedown attempt from Pioneeri, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Ferguson appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Jab by Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a series of punches but Pioneeri moves out of range.
Pioneeri swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pioneeri misses with a head kick.
Pioneeri throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Ferguson was covering up waiting for the punch and Pioneeri finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Ferguson has his feet on Pioneeri's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pioneeri takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pioneeri looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pioneeri takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pioneeri takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Ferguson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Pioneeri wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Pioneeri dives in and grabs Ferguson's left leg, looking for a takedown. Ferguson pushes down on Pioneeri's head and hops out.
Pioneeri avoids the body shot from Ferguson.
Pioneeri tries to score a power double leg takedown but Ferguson sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Pioneeri somewhat.
Pioneeri just misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Turd Ferguson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ferguson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Pioneeri's hands.
Pioneeri closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Pioneeri goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Ferguson has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Pioneeri but great work by Ferguson.
Pioneeri is breathing heavily.
Pioneeri is trying to control Ferguson's posture but Ferguson avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pioneeri is trying to get back to half guard.
Ferguson decides to stand back up. Ferguson steps back and let's Pioneeri get back to his feet.
Ferguson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pioneeri takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Pioneeri misses with a head kick.
Ferguson throws out a counter right but Pioneeri avoids it with no problem.
Pioneeri will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Ferguson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Ferguson tests Pioneeri's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Pioneeri tries to score a power double leg takedown but Ferguson sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Pioneeri somewhat.
Ferguson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Pioneeri rather than just go for the knockout.
Ferguson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Pioneeri is rocked!
Pioneeri shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ferguson defends it nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson lands with a good body shot.
Ferguson misses the shot to the body.
A lazy left from Ferguson finds it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ferguson lands with a good body shot.
Ferguson swings for the body but Pioneeri moves out of range.
As Ferguson looks to move away, Pioneeri throws a big counter combo but Ferguson just gets out of the way.
Pioneeri slips a jab and a cross from Ferguson.
Ferguson misses with a body shot.
Ferguson misses the jab.
Pioneeri looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Ferguson!
Ferguson is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Pioneeri is controlling him well.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Pioneeri swings around for an armbar but Ferguson sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Pioneeri's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ferguson gets to his feet - Pioneeri follows without any prompting.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Ferguson gets caught flat footed, as Pioneeri shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Pioneeri drops back looking for a leg! Ferguson is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Ferguson manages to kick Pioneeri off! Pioneeri jumps back into Ferguson's guard.
Pioneeri throwing strikes but missing.
Pioneeri has gone for a leg lock! Ferguson slips out almost immediately though and dives into Pioneeri's guard.
Ferguson stands up from guard. Let's bang!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ferguson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pioneeri.
Ferguson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Pioneeri misses with a head kick.
Ferguson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pioneeri.
Turd Ferguson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ferguson on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Ferguson lands with a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pioneeri takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Ferguson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Ferguson slaps away a takedown attempt from Pioneeri, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Pioneeri takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ferguson misses the shot to the body.
Ferguson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pioneeri shoots in for a double leg but Ferguson sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Pioneeri shoots in looking for a takedown but Ferguson manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Pioneeri's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pikku Pioneeri. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Pioneeri is defended easily by Ferguson.
Ferguson connects with a single shot there.
Ferguson throws a looping overhand right but Pioneeri ducks down to avoid it.
Ferguson drops Pioneeri with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Pioneeri looks back up at him and smiles so Ferguson waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Oh Pioneeri is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pioneeri misses with a head kick.
Pikku Pioneeri is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ferguson steps in with a hook that catches Pioneeri right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Ferguson follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Pioneeri looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Ferguson!
After the big win, Turd Ferguson made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Dauntless and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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hype
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RATING
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