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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Garfunkel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gun Slinga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garfunkel's entrance music is Haifisch. A fine choice. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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272 lbs
20 - 6 - 0 |
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256 lbs
40 - 22 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Garfunkel!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
40 - 22 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gun Slinga!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slinga tries to land a front kick but Garfunkel steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
It looked like Garfunkel was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Slinga.
We've been informed that Slinga has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Garfunkel fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Slinga, pushing him back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slinga.
Garfunkel misses with some punches.
Come on Garfunkel - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Slinga working some nice short punches in the clinch.
It looks like Frank Garfunkel has been cut.
Slinga presses Garfunkel against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Garfunkel prevents a body shot from Slinga.
A left hand lands to the body for Slinga.
Garfunkel being controlled against the cage.
Slinga misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garfunkel gets through Slinga's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Slinga lands a nice shot to the body.
Garfunkel is breathing heavily.
Slinga working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slinga lands with a right to the head.
Slinga blocking some punches.
Garfunkel misses with a punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slinga struggles to land a body shot inside as Garfunkel controls his hands.
Slinga working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slinga lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Slinga throws a head punch that misses.
Slinga lands a body shot.
Slinga lands a left hand.
Slinga softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slinga lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slinga softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slinga lands a left hand that snaps the head of Garfunkel backwards.
Garfunkel blocks a body shot from Slinga.
Garfunkel misses with a punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Slinga.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right hook to the body lands for Slinga.
Slinga lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Garfunkel blocks a body shot from Slinga.
Slinga struggles to land a body shot inside as Garfunkel controls his hands.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slinga.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garfunkel tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slinga lands a left hand that snaps the head of Garfunkel backwards.
Garfunkel misses with a hook from the clinch.
Garfunkel fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slinga.
Frank Garfunkel's cut is getting worse.
Slinga lands a shot to the body.
Slinga scores with a shoulder strike.
Garfunkel misses with some punches.
Garfunkel takes a shot to the head.
Slinga is leaning against Garfunkel and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Slinga stalling.
Slinga pushes Garfunkel back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slinga blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slinga working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slinga lands a hook that snaps the head of Garfunkel backwards.
Slinga softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Garfunkel misses with a short punch on the inside.
Garfunkel swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slinga scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Slinga digs a right hand into Garfunkel's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Garfunkel's gas tank.
Slinga doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slinga lands a hook that snaps the head of Garfunkel backwards.
Frank Garfunkel's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Slinga lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Garfunkel throws a head punch that misses.
Slinga tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Garfunkel misses with a punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from Slinga.
Slinga lands a body punch.
A short right from Slinga on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Slinga.
Slinga lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slinga softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slinga lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Garfunkel to his knees! Slinga keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gun Slinga!
Gun Slinga is the new super heavyweight champion!
Gun Slinga decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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