PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Cholo Van Gaal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Where Yo Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Van Gaal
vs
Yo Girl

177 cm
25
162 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

172 cm
22
155 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Sun-Tzu

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Cholo Van Gaal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Where Yo Girl!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Van Gaal takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Yo Girl dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Yo Girl jabs at Van Gaal's body.
Yo Girl throws a head kick but Van Gaal moves out of range.
Yo Girl scores with a body shot.
Van Gaal gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Yo Girl throws a half hearted mid kick.
Yo Girl lands a nice looking body shot.
Van Gaal lands with a good body shot.
Yo Girl dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Yo Girl has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Van Gaal looks to score with a jab to the body but Yo Girl is just out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Van Gaal ducks under a wild hook from Yo Girl.
Yo Girl swats away the attempt to clinch by Van Gaal.
Van Gaal throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Yo Girl is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Van Gaal rather than just go for the knockout.
Yo Girl throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yo Girl lands a jab to the head.
Van Gaal misses with a hook. Yo Girl ducked under it nicely.
Van Gaal sizes up Yo Girl with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Yo Girl avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Yo Girl slips a jab from Van Gaal.
Van Gaal slips a jab from Yo Girl.
Van Gaal half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Yo Girl throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Van Gaal on the side of the head.
Yo Girl misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Van Gaal.
Van Gaal looks to land a left hand but Yo Girl moved out of range nicely.

Van Gaal has closed the distance and engaged Yo Girl in a clinch.
Van Gaal has a couple of punches blocked by Yo Girl.
Van Gaal definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Yo Girl blocking some punches.
Yo Girl misses with a short punch on the inside.
Yo Girl blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Van Gaal scores with a shot to the side of Yo Girl's head.
Van Gaal lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Van Gaal misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yo Girl blocking some punches.
Yo Girl blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Van Gaal throws a punch but it's blocked by Yo Girl.
Van Gaal fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Yo Girl's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Yo Girl lands a nice hook to Van Gaal's body. Van Gaal takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Where Yo Girl seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yo Girl throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Van Gaal on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Yo Girl stuns Van Gaal with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The crowd cheers as Yo Girl lands an impressive looking overhand right. Van Gaal doesn't seem phased though.
Yo Girl misses with a wild body shot.
Yo Girl misses with a hook.
Yo Girl lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Van Gaal at a distance.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Van Gaal, as that shot connected.
Yo Girl slips a straight right by Van Gaal.
Yo Girl uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Van Gaal.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yo Girl scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Yo Girl throws a body punch but Van Gaal moves out of range.
Van Gaal walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Yo Girl blocks a head kick by Van Gaal.
Yo Girl misses with a hook.
Van Gaal throws a combination that misses
and Yo Girl counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Van Gaal lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Yo Girl at a distance.
Yo Girl ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Yo Girl lands with a shot to the body.
Yo Girl is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Yo Girl misses with a straight right.
Yo Girl misses with a right hand
and Van Gaal counters with a straight right hand.
Yo Girl is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Van Gaal had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Van Gaal throws a hook but Yo Girl blocks it.
Yo Girl fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yo Girl throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Van Gaal connects with a good right hand that stumbles Yo Girl. Yo Girl circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Yo Girl comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Van Gaal lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Van Gaal will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Yo Girl takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Yo Girl misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Van Gaal.
Yo Girl checks a leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Van Gaal avoids a punch combination nicely.
Yo Girl tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Yo Girl misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Where Yo Girl dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Yo Girl throws a body shot but no joy.
Van Gaal looks to clinch
and Yo Girl counters with a right hand to the body.
Yo Girl works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Van Gaal is looking to clinch.
Van Gaal ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Yo Girl looks to land a left hand but Van Gaal moved out of range nicely.
Van Gaal with a hook.
A bone on bone clash there as Yo Girl blocks the leg kick.
Van Gaal looks to land a left hand but Yo Girl moved out of range nicely.
Yo Girl let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Yo Girl with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yo Girl lands a jab to the head.
Yo Girl stuns Van Gaal with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Van Gaal misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Yo Girl lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Van Gaal misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Gaal takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Yo Girl throws a hook but Van Gaal blocks it.
Nice body punch from Yo Girl.
Yo Girl misses with a body shot.
Van Gaal wants to clinch up but Yo Girl keeps it at a distance.
Van Gaal gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Yo Girl.
Yo Girl clobbers Van Gaal with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Yo Girl loads up on a big right hand but Van Gaal slips the punch.
Nice body punch from Van Gaal.
A jab from Van Gaal misses.
Yo Girl throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Van Gaal attempts a counter takedown but Yo Girl avoids it well and moves away.
Yo Girl misses with a wild body shot.
Yo Girl takes a swing at Van Gaal's ribcage but misses.
Yo Girl throws a leg kick
and Van Gaal counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yo Girl swings for the body but Van Gaal moves out of range.
Yo Girl lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Van Gaal stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Van Gaal misses with a jab, cross combination.
Van Gaal defending well as Yo Girl loads up on a big left hand.
Van Gaal getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Where Yo Girl seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Yo Girl tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Van Gaal was well out of range. Poor timing from Yo Girl.
Van Gaal staying out of range there.
Yo Girl on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Van Gaal just misses with a punch to the body.
Yo Girl throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Yo Girl wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Yo Girl scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Van Gaal doesn't seem bothered though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Gaal staying out of range there.
A jab from Yo Girl misses.
Van Gaal ducks under a wild hook from Yo Girl.
Yo Girl throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Yo Girl throws out a loose jab but Van Gaal uses good head movement to avoid it.
Van Gaal seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Van Gaal scores with a one two! Yo Girl had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Van Gaal misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yo Girl.
Yo Girl only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Cholo Van Gaal is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Van Gaal swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Van Gaal keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Van Gaal appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Yo Girl lands with a good body shot.
Yo Girl defending well as Van Gaal loads up on a big left hand.
Van Gaal slips a straight right by Yo Girl.
Yo Girl slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Van Gaal ducks under a wild hook from Yo Girl.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Van Gaal clinches up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Van Gaal goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Van Gaal lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Yo Girl is trying to stall.
Yo Girl blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Van Gaal throws a punch but it's blocked by Yo Girl.
A head punch on the inside from Yo Girl fails to land.
A left hand lands to the body for Van Gaal.
The referee is keeping an eye on Yo Girl - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Van Gaal doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Van Gaal lands an uppercut.
Van Gaal lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Yo Girl.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

Yo Girl breaks the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Where Yo Girl will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Van Gaal moves out of range as Yo Girl strikes.
Van Gaal attempts a counter takedown but Yo Girl avoids it well and moves away.
Yo Girl's corner calls for a 1-2. Yo Girl obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Yo Girl swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Van Gaal misses with a straight right.
Yo Girl loads up on a big right hand but Van Gaal slips the punch.
Van Gaal ducks under a wild hook from Yo Girl.

Van Gaal forces Yo Girl back against the cage and clinches.
Yo Girl wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Van Gaal throws a punch but it's blocked by Yo Girl.
Yo Girl is trying to maintain a safe position but Van Gaal gets an underhook and turns Yo Girl into the cage.
Cholo Van Gaal has scored more points in the clinch so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Gaal throws a head punch that misses.
Van Gaal is stalling here.
Yo Girl lands an uppercut.
Van Gaal tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Still in the clinch, Van Gaal scores with a nice short uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Yo Girl.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Van Gaal fails to land.
A shot in the inside from Yo Girl.
Van Gaal fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Van Gaal tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Van Gaal tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Yo Girl's elbow.
Van Gaal tries a body shot but Yo Girl blocks it.
Yo Girl lands with a light punch inside.
Yo Girl looking to slow down the pace here.
Nice body punch from Van Gaal.
Yo Girl lands a body shot.
Van Gaal working aggressively here.
Van Gaal lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Van Gaal doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Yo Girl misses with the head strike.
Van Gaal lands with a light punch inside.
Van Gaal lands with a left to the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Yo Girl.
Van Gaal misses with some punches.
A short left from Van Gaal.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Van Gaal doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short left from Van Gaal.
Van Gaal tries a body shot but Yo Girl blocks it.
Yo Girl scores with a nice hook to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Yo Girl.
Van Gaal prevents a body shot from Yo Girl.
Yo Girl fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Van Gaal throws a head punch that misses.
Van Gaal fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Van Gaal effectively controlling the action here.
Van Gaal lands a nice uppercut.
Van Gaal blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yo Girl can't find room to land a body shot as Van Gaal controls the action.
Van Gaal lands a hook that snaps the head of Yo Girl backwards.
Van Gaal misses with a punch to the body.
Van Gaal swings wildly with an uppercut but Yo Girl uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Van Gaal on the inside.
Yo Girl lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Van Gaal goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Yo Girl tries to work over Van Gaal's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Yo Girl scores with a shot to the side of Van Gaal's head.
Van Gaal lands a nice uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Yo Girl scores with a nice short uppercut.
Yo Girl misses with a short punch on the inside.
Van Gaal lands with a short shot to the head.
Van Gaal is leaning against Yo Girl and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Van Gaal.
Van Gaal doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Yo Girl lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Van Gaal or not.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Van Gaal goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from Van Gaal.
Van Gaal lands a shoulder strike.
Cholo Van Gaal has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Van Gaal tries to work over Yo Girl's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Yo Girl swings wildly with an uppercut but Van Gaal uses good head movement to avoid it.
Yo Girl lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Van Gaal.
Yo Girl is looking to break free of the clinch but Van Gaal has double underhooks.
Van Gaal lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Yo Girl backwards.
Yo Girl tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Yo Girl tries to land a knee to the head but Van Gaal blocks with his arms.
Van Gaal lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Van Gaal swings wildly with an uppercut but Yo Girl uses good head movement to avoid it.
Yo Girl takes a shot to the head.
Van Gaal makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Yo Girl.

Yo Girl's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cholo Van Gaal showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Yo Girl has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:29
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Where Yo Girl!
Our winner, Where Yo Girl, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Cholo Van Gaal had this to say: 'I ain't no terminator but... ILL BE BACK!'.