PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rajesh Koothrappali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyroil Smoochie Wallace (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Koothrappali's entrance music is Punjab. A fine choice. Rajesh Koothrappali could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Tyroil Smoochie Wallace's chin.

Koothrappali
vs
Smoochie Wallace

177 cm
36
148 lbs
28 - 18 - 1

165 cm
26
148 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Rajesh Koothrappali!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tyroil Smoochie Wallace!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Ackerman and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by Smoochie Wallace. That's going to slow Koothrappali down.
Smoochie Wallace throws a leg kick which misses Koothrappali's front leg but catches the back leg as Koothrappali tries to avoid it.
Smoochie Wallace checks a low kick from Koothrappali.
Smoochie Wallace appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Koothrappali.
Rajesh Koothrappali seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Koothrappali checks the leg kick.
Smoochie Wallace pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Koothrappali misses with a low kick.
Smoochie Wallace tries to land a front kick but Koothrappali steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Smoochie Wallace throws a body kick that misses.
Smoochie Wallace misses with an uppercut. Koothrappali saw that one coming.
Smoochie Wallace misses the shot to the body.
Koothrappali tests Smoochie Wallace's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Koothrappali connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Koothrappali lands with a right hand.
A lazy left from Koothrappali finds it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Koothrappali lands a nice leg kick that just misses Smoochie Wallace's sensitive parts.
Smoochie Wallace throws a front kick that sends Koothrappali stumbling back into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Koothrappali.
Smoochie Wallace lands a jab to Koothrappali's midsection.
Koothrappali displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Smoochie Wallace throws out the jab.
Koothrappali throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Smoochie Wallace sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Smoochie Wallace scores with a jab to the body.
Smoochie Wallace lands a right hook to the body.
Koothrappali tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Smoochie Wallace was well out of range. Poor timing from Koothrappali.
Smoochie Wallace throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Koothrappali fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Smoochie Wallace is out of range.
Smoochie Wallace is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Koothrappali rather than just go for the knockout.
Koothrappali staying out of range there.
Smoochie Wallace throws a chopping leg kick but Koothrappali manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Smoochie Wallace stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Smoochie Wallace takes one on the button.
Koothrappali takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Smoochie Wallace thumps Koothrappali with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Koothrappali tried to score with a low kick but Smoochie Wallace checks it.
Smoochie Wallace lands a nice leg kick that just misses Koothrappali's sensitive parts.
Smoochie Wallace with a nice cross.
Koothrappali throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Smoochie Wallace misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Koothrappali.
Koothrappali definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Koothrappali is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Smoochie Wallace lands a jab to the nose.
Smoochie Wallace scores with the left hand. Koothrappali knows he should have avoided that one.
Smoochie Wallace throws a front kick aimed at Koothrappali's knee but Koothrappali avoids it well.
Koothrappali bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Koothrappali throws a leg kick which misses Smoochie Wallace's front leg but catches the back leg as Smoochie Wallace tries to avoid it.
Smoochie Wallace blocks a low kick nicely.
Smoochie Wallace lands a lovely overhand right.
Smoochie Wallace scores with a nice strike.

Koothrappali is rocked!
Koothrappali throws a leg kick
and Smoochie Wallace scores with a counter punch that sends Koothrappali to the canvas! Smoochie Wallace smells blood - he's punishing Koothrappali with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Koothrappali has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tyroil Smoochie Wallace!
An out of breath Tyroil Smoochie Wallace thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.