PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Vaji Clitorisukah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bo Cheng (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clitorisukah comes to the ring accompanied by No Scared by One Ok Rock. Cheng has chosen Chong - Ding dong kong as his entrance music. Vaji Clitorisukah has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Clitorisukah
vs
Cheng

172 cm
26
155 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

175 cm
19
169 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Sun-Tzu

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Vaji Clitorisukah!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bo Cheng!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clitorisukah fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cheng manages to avoid it.
Cheng keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cheng looks to score with a jab to the body but Clitorisukah is just out of range.
Cheng scores with a hook to the body. Clitorisukah takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Clitorisukah lands with a straight right. Cheng didn't see that one coming.
Cheng throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Clitorisukah on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cheng explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Cheng staying out of range there.
Cheng swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cheng.
Clitorisukah looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Clitorisukah takes a jab right on the kisser.
The fighters circling - Clitorisukah throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cheng fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Clitorisukah manages to avoid it.
Clitorisukah swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A good leg kick by Cheng.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cheng staying out of range there.
Cheng pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheng thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Clitorisukah if he has to take too many more of those.
Cheng steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Clitorisukah.
Cheng tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Clitorisukah was well out of range. Poor timing from Cheng.
Clitorisukah is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Cheng looks for the body kick but Clitorisukah saw that one coming.
A nice combination there by Cheng.
Cheng plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A decent looking cross lands there for Cheng.
Cheng defending well as Clitorisukah loads up on a big left hand.
Cheng doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Clitorisukah fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cheng manages to avoid it.
And Cheng responds with a good body kick, but Clitorisukah manages to step out the way in time.
Clitorisukah throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Clitorisukah swings away with a body shot that misses
and Cheng makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Clitorisukah really felt that one!
Cheng lands with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cheng tries to clinch there but Clitorisukah circles away.
Nice body punch from Clitorisukah.
Clitorisukah looks to score with a jab to the body but Cheng is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheng throws a leg kick which misses Clitorisukah's front leg but catches the back leg as Clitorisukah tries to avoid it.
Clitorisukah misses the jab.
Cheng blocks a jab.
Cheng misses with a body shot.
Clitorisukah throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cheng jabs Clitorisukah to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That kick from Cheng tenderised Clitorisukah's leg. Clitorisukah is trying to keep his angry face on.
Clitorisukah has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Cheng finds it's way round the side to connect with Clitorisukah's head.
Cheng throws a leg kick which misses Clitorisukah's front leg but catches the back leg as Clitorisukah tries to avoid it.
Cheng misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Clitorisukah.
Clitorisukah misses with a hook. Cheng ducked under it nicely.
Clitorisukah looks to land a left hand but Cheng moved out of range nicely.
A good leg kick by Cheng.
Cheng is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Clitorisukah rather than just go for the knockout.
Cheng throws a head kick but Clitorisukah moves out of range.
Cheng showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Clitorisukah.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clitorisukah misses with a lunging right hand
and Cheng counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cheng lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Clitorisukah walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Cheng throws a sloppy head kick and Clitorisukah moves out of range easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Clitorisukah misses the target.
Clitorisukah cracks Cheng with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Cheng misses with a head kick.
Clitorisukah is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Cheng looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice defenses there by Cheng.
Clitorisukah ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cheng moves away.
Bo Cheng is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cheng throws a low kick but Clitorisukah moves out of range easily.
Clitorisukah avoids the head kick by Cheng.
Cheng throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Cheng throws a sloppy body shot
and Clitorisukah counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cheng misses with a hook
and Clitorisukah counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Clitorisukah jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

Cheng is rocked!
Some bone on bone action there as Cheng checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Clitorisukah bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Cheng's head.
Cheng is still on wobbly legs! Can Clitorisukah finish him?
Cheng misses with a head kick.
Clitorisukah misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cheng.
Cheng seems to have recovered his senses.
Cheng avoids the body shot from Clitorisukah.
Cheng throws a sloppy head kick
and Clitorisukah counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Clitorisukah takes a swing at Cheng's ribcage but misses.
Clitorisukah loads up on a big right hand but Cheng slips the punch.
Cheng lands a front kick.
Cheng lunges at Clitorisukah with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Clitorisukah's hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Clitorisukah misses with a looping right.
Clitorisukah lands a glancing blow to the side of Cheng's head.
Cheng misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bo Cheng dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Cheng throws a body kick that misses
enabling Clitorisukah to counter with a crisp jab.
Cheng misses with a head kick.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Clitorisukah might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Cheng fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cheng.
Cheng misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clitorisukah misses with a body shot
and Cheng counters with a nice low kick that buckles Clitorisukah's knee momentarily.
Clitorisukah tests Cheng's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Clitorisukah tries to move into range but Cheng moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Clitorisukah throws a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A thudding body kick lands there by Cheng!
Cheng defending well as Clitorisukah loads up on a big left hand.
Clitorisukah stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cheng.
Cheng takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bo Cheng seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clitorisukah swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clitorisukah lands with a straight right. Cheng didn't see that one coming.
Clitorisukah throws a lazy right hand but Cheng sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cheng lands a head shot.
Cheng scores with a leg kick.
Cheng throws a leg kick
and Clitorisukah counters with a nice uppercut.
Cheng defending well as Clitorisukah loads up on a big left hand.
Cheng fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Clitorisukah manages to avoid it.
Cheng feints and then cracks Clitorisukah's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Clitorisukah down.
Clitorisukah throws a hook but Cheng blocks it.
Cheng is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Clitorisukah lunges at Cheng with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Cheng's hand.
Cheng throws a head kick but Clitorisukah moves out of range.
Cheng thumps Clitorisukah with a low kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Clitorisukah lands a lovely overhand right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clitorisukah looks to throw the jab but Cheng is out of range.
Cheng has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That kick from Cheng tenderised Clitorisukah's leg. Clitorisukah is trying to keep his angry face on.
Clitorisukah throws a hook but Cheng avoids it easily.
Clitorisukah lands with a shot to the body.
Cheng walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Cheng is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Clitorisukah swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cheng throws a head kick that misses.
Clitorisukah throws a poor cross that misses
and Cheng counters with a thumping low kick.
Cheng digs a good body shot into Clitorisukah's ribs.
Clitorisukah scores with a jab. Cheng acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Cheng tries to clinch but Clitorisukah moves out of range.
It looked like Clitorisukah was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Cheng throws a head kick that misses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Cheng.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheng throws a hook but Clitorisukah avoids it easily.
Clitorisukah was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Clitorisukah misses the shot to the body.
Cheng slips a jab from Clitorisukah.
Cheng throws a leg kick which misses Clitorisukah's front leg but catches the back leg as Clitorisukah tries to avoid it.
Clitorisukah connects with a nice looking jab.
Cheng throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cheng slips a jab from Clitorisukah.
Clitorisukah uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cheng.
Clitorisukah swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Clitorisukah is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Clitorisukah scores with a decent looking hook.
A punch combination from Cheng misses.
Cheng tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Clitorisukah was well out of range. Poor timing from Cheng.
A big left from Clitorisukah misses.
Cheng misses with an uppercut.
A big right from Clitorisukah misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clitorisukah misses with a right hand
and Cheng counters with an outside leg kick.
Cheng throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Clitorisukah counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cheng scores with a one two! Clitorisukah had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Clitorisukah looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Cheng misses with a body shot.
Clitorisukah throws a body punch but Cheng moves out of range.
Cheng only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Cheng tries to clinch up but Clitorisukah circles away and keeps his distance.
Clitorisukah jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cheng looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Clitorisukah fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cheng checks it well.
Clitorisukah closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Clitorisukah misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Bo Cheng will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Clitorisukah lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cheng fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Clitorisukah has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Cheng feints and then cracks Clitorisukah's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Clitorisukah down.
Clitorisukah lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A big left from Cheng misses.
Cheng's corner calls for a 1-2. Cheng obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The fighters circling - Clitorisukah throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Clitorisukah misses with a straight right.
Cheng slips a straight right by Clitorisukah.
Cheng only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Clitorisukah fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cheng manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clitorisukah fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Cheng on the side of the head.
Clitorisukah is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cheng.
Cheng appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Clitorisukah on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Clitorisukah throws a good cross that connects.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clitorisukah ducks under a wild hook from Cheng.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clitorisukah lands with a shot to the body.
Cheng chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cheng has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Cheng connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Clitorisukah throws a body shot but no joy.
Cheng lands with a cross.
Clitorisukah thuds his right hand into Cheng's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Clitorisukah dodges the punch combination from Cheng.
Clitorisukah swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Clitorisukah closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Cheng! Clitorisukah dives in looking to finish! Cheng is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vaji Clitorisukah!
A victorious Vaji Clitorisukah thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
The defeated Bo Cheng had this to say: 'Im back up, was i sleep? When we fight?'.