PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roberto Boucher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nuke Laloosh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roberto Boucher is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Boucher
vs
Laloosh

184 cm
27
215 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

200 cm
27
220 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Highland Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Roberto Boucher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Nuke Laloosh!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Michael Johnstone and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good exchange - Boucher coming out on top.
Laloosh throws a right hand that misses
and Boucher counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Laloosh throws an off balance right hand
and Boucher cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Laloosh is rocked!
Laloosh scores with a nice strike.

It looks like Roberto Boucher has been cut.
Laloosh misses with a leg kick
letting Boucher counter with a right hand.
Laloosh is still on wobbly legs! Can Boucher finish him?
Boucher throws a hook to the side of Laloosh's head but Laloosh sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Laloosh seems to have recovered his senses.
We've been told by Boucher's head coaches at Highland Brawl Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A jab from Laloosh misses.
Boucher moves out of range as Laloosh strikes.
Boucher tries to counter by clinching up but Laloosh breaks away and moves out of range.
Boucher throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Laloosh slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Laloosh lands a leg kick that knocks Boucher off balance momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laloosh takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boucher throws an overhand right that lands on Laloosh's shoulder, as Laloosh tries to avoid the shot.
Laloosh throws the kick towards the body but Boucher avoids it.
Nuke Laloosh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Laloosh clinches up with Boucher and pushes him back against the cage.
Boucher can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
A nice left hand lands by Boucher.
Boucher working aggressively here.
Boucher lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Laloosh working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Boucher fails to land.
Laloosh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boucher tries a body shot but Laloosh blocks it.
Boucher blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Boucher misses with a body punch.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
Laloosh lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short left from Laloosh.
Boucher has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Boucher fails to land.
Boucher working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Laloosh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Laloosh lands an uppercut.
Laloosh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Boucher's elbow.
Boucher misses with some punches.
Laloosh tries to throw a body punch but Boucher avoids it by throwing Laloosh back against the cage.
Boucher scores with a shoulder strike.
Boucher blocks an uppercut.
Boucher blocks an uppercut.
Laloosh blocks an uppercut.
Laloosh blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Laloosh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Laloosh misses with a punch on the inside.
Boucher misses with some punches.
A short left from Boucher.
Laloosh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Boucher's elbow.
Still in the clinch, Boucher scores with a nice short uppercut.
Laloosh lands a nice shot to the body.
Laloosh pushes Boucher back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boucher swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boucher blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Laloosh fails to land.
Laloosh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boucher misses with the head strike.
Laloosh misses with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Laloosh fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Laloosh fails to land.
Boucher prevents a body shot from Laloosh.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
Laloosh misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laloosh.
A short right from Laloosh on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Laloosh.
We've been informed that Laloosh has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
A short right from Laloosh.
Boucher throws a punch but it's blocked by Laloosh.
Boucher prevents a body shot from Laloosh.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
Laloosh lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Boucher backwards.
Laloosh blocking some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Boucher.
Boucher working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A right hook to the body lands for Laloosh.
Laloosh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boucher misses with some punches.
Laloosh fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Laloosh has a couple of punches blocked by Boucher.
A hook to the body from Laloosh.
Laloosh misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A shot in the inside from Laloosh.
Laloosh misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Laloosh.
Laloosh tries to work over Boucher's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Boucher misses with the head strike.
Laloosh misses with a punch to the body.
Boucher blocks a body shot from Laloosh.
Laloosh working aggressively here.
Laloosh misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Boucher fails to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Nuke Laloosh will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Boucher throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Laloosh sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Roberto Boucher is winning the standup battle so far.
Laloosh lands a nice leg kick that just misses Boucher's sensitive parts.
Laloosh does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Boucher circles away from the clinch attempt.
Boucher swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Laloosh wants to clinch up but Boucher keeps it at a distance.

Laloosh drops Boucher with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Boucher looks back up at him and smiles so Laloosh waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Boucher is rocked!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Laloosh.
Oh Boucher is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Laloosh connects with a nice cross there... Boucher is looking wobbly and Laloosh recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Boucher to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Laloosh jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Nuke Laloosh!
An out of breath and clearly excited Nuke Laloosh thanked Vikai Gear Island for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).