PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nuke Laloosh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mel Gordon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gordon is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: S.O.B. - Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Laloosh
vs
Gordon

200 cm
27
220 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

190 cm
27
217 lbs
14 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Highland Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Nuke Laloosh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mel Gordon!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Santiago Holmes and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gordon moves out of range as Laloosh strikes.

Laloosh clinches with his opponent.
Laloosh makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gordon.
Laloosh misses with a punch on the inside.
Gordon struggles to land a body shot inside as Laloosh controls his hands.
Gordon throws an elbow but it misses.
Gordon blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh prevents a body shot from Gordon.
Laloosh prevents a body shot from Gordon.
Laloosh lands a nice shot to the body.
Laloosh lands an uppercut.
Gordon comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laloosh.
Gordon pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Laloosh fails to land.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Gordon.
Gordon lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gordon lands a damaging elbow.
Laloosh tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Good body shot from Gordon.
A shot in the inside from Laloosh.
Laloosh blocks the elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laloosh working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Laloosh is working Gordon over against the cage.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh can't find room to land a body shot as Gordon controls the action.
Laloosh lands a shoulder strike.
Gordon scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A right handed body shot lands from Laloosh.
Laloosh dodges an elbow strike from Gordon.
Laloosh digs a right hand into Gordon's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Gordon's gas tank.
Gordon pushes off an throws an elbow but Laloosh leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Gordon can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
Laloosh is leaning against Gordon and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Gordon looks winded!
Gordon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gordon misses with the head strike.
Laloosh lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gordon backwards.

It looks like Mel Gordon has been cut.
Gordon pushes off an throws an elbow but Laloosh leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Gordon misses with a punch to the body.
Gordon creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Laloosh.
Laloosh lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gordon backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gordon has a couple of punches blocked by Laloosh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh lands a right hand.
Laloosh blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh digs a right hand underneath Gordon's ribcage. Gordon let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A left hand lands to the body for Laloosh.
Laloosh lands a right hand.
Laloosh lands with a short shot to the head.
A short left from Laloosh.
Laloosh misses with a punch to the body.
Gordon misses with an elbow strike.
Gordon creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Laloosh lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gordon backwards.
Laloosh lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
A shot in the inside from Laloosh.
Laloosh looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Laloosh dodges an elbow strike from Gordon.
Laloosh doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Laloosh blocking some punches.
Nice body punch from Laloosh.
A nice left hand lands by Gordon.
Gordon throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

Laloosh's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gordon keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Nice jab there from Laloosh.

Laloosh lands a big uppercut and Gordon crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Gordon looks OK. Laloosh waves Gordon back to his feet!

Gordon is rocked!
Laloosh avoids the body shot from Gordon.
Gordon is still on wobbly legs! Can Laloosh finish him?
Gordon rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Laloosh counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Laloosh lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laloosh pushes Gordon against the cage. Laloosh is working some dirty boxing. Laloosh pushes off with a quick right hook! Gordon goes down! Gordon tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Laloosh moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nuke Laloosh!
An out of breath and clearly excited Nuke Laloosh thanked Vikai Gear Island for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
Mel Gordon spoke after the fight, saying 'Great job tonight Nuke'.