PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Brownie Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and I Suck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Brownie Anderson has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Anderson
vs
Suck

185 cm
41
186 lbs
40 - 26 - 1

178 cm
26
200 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 40 - 26 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Brownie Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, I Suck!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Yves DeLean and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson throws the kick towards the body but Suck avoids it.
Anderson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Anderson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Suck throws a hook but Anderson avoids it easily.

Anderson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Suck can't find room to land a body shot as Anderson controls the action.
Suck swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Anderson as Suck tries to tie him up.
Anderson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Anderson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson cracks Suck with a nice body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Suck fails to land.
Anderson is stalling here.
Suck lands a right hand.
Anderson pushes Suck back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suck misses with a hook to the ribs.
Anderson tries to land a knee to the head but Suck blocks with his arms.
Anderson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Suck tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Anderson tries to land a knee to the head but Suck blocks with his arms.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Suck is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Anderson.
Suck softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Anderson lands a good knee to the midsection. Suck won't want to take too many of those.

Suck escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Anderson lands with an uppercut that bounces Suck off the cage and back into range.
Anderson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Anderson avoids the head kick by Suck.
Suck scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Anderson doesn't seem bothered though.
A lazy left from Anderson finds it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Anderson rushes Suck and presses him up against the cage.
Anderson landing knees to the head.

Suck is rocked!
Anderson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Suck is still on wobbly legs! Can Anderson finish him?
The referee is keeping an eye on Anderson - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Anderson is struggling to control the position.
Suck misses with a hook to the ribs.
Anderson has Suck pressed against the cage. He pushes Suck back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Anderson throws a beautiful elbow that sends Suck crashing to the floor! Anderson piles on the pressure with more strikes! Suck is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brownie Anderson!
A very excited looking Brownie Anderson rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.