PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jiggle Jiggle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rupert Whiston (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jiggle kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Story of My Life - One Direction. Jiggle Jiggle has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Jiggle
vs
Whiston

181 cm
26
195 lbs
12 - 10 - 1

175 cm
26
204 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jiggle Jiggle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rupert Whiston!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whiston listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Jiggle throws a lazy body kick
and Whiston counters with a stiff right hand.
Jiggle missing with a left hand there. Whiston was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Whiston has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Jiggle misses with an attempted mid kick.
A big right from Whiston misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Jiggle misses the target.
Whiston is looking to slow Jiggle down with leg kicks.
Jiggle keeps Whiston at a distance using the push kick.
Whiston slips under a jab.
Jiggle tries to land a front kick but Whiston steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Whiston swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jiggle thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Whiston if he has to take too many more of those.
Jiggle throws a hook but Whiston avoids it easily.
Jiggle lands with an overhand left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jiggle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Whiston throws a jab when Jiggle was well out of range.
Jiggle throws a big counter combination but Whiston scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
A swing and a miss from Whiston.
Whiston slips a jab and a cross from Jiggle.
Whiston uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jiggle.
The fighters circling - Whiston throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whiston moves into range and connects with a jab.
Jiggle misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jiggle tries to land a front kick but Whiston steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A looping hook to the body misses from Whiston. Jiggle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Whiston misses with an uppercut.
Jiggle scores with a nice right hand.

It looks like Rupert Whiston has been cut.
Whiston swinging wildly here.
Whiston keeps Jiggle at a distance using the push kick.
Jiggle throws the kick towards the body but Whiston avoids it.
Whiston throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jiggle steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Whiston.
Jiggle missing with a left hand there. Whiston was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jiggle uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Whiston has time to react.
Jiggle moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Whiston throws a sloppy body shot
and Whiston takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jiggle swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Whiston moves out of range of the body kick from Jiggle.
Jiggle misses with a wild combination.
Jiggle misses with a left hand
and Whiston counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sloppy strikes from Jiggle. Those never looked like landing.
Whiston dodges the punch combination from Jiggle.
Whiston throws a hook to the side of Jiggle's head but Jiggle sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jiggle looks to land a right hand but Whiston moved out of range.
Whiston jabbing away but nothing is landing.
An attempted straight right counter from Jiggle misses the target.
Jiggle paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Whiston lands a glancing blow to the side of Jiggle's head.
Jiggle throws the kick towards the body but Whiston avoids it.
Jiggle thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Whiston misses with a hook.
Whiston slips under a jab.
A lazy body kick from Jiggle
and Whiston counters with a nice uppercut.
Jiggle lands a two punch combo.
Whiston swinging wildly here.
Jiggle appears to be looking for a big counter.
Whiston throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jiggle sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jiggle throws a big counter combination but Whiston scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Jiggle missing with a left hand there. Whiston was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Whiston misses with an uppercut. Jiggle saw that one coming.
Whiston avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Whiston dodges the punch combination from Jiggle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jiggle slips a straight right by Whiston.
The fighters circling - Jiggle throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Whiston misses with a hook
and Jiggle counters with a two punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle looks to throw the jab but Whiston is out of range.
Whiston now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Whiston fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jiggle cracks Whiston with a right hand to the side of the head.
Whiston throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jiggle stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jiggle takes a kick to the side of the head.
Whiston avoids a punch combination nicely.
Whiston might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Whiston throws out a loose jab but Jiggle uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jiggle appears to be looking for a big counter.
Whiston slips under a jab from Jiggle.
Jiggle looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jiggle takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jiggle misses with a double jab
and Whiston counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jiggle takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Whiston jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Whiston scores with a punch to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jiggle Jiggle will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Rupert Whiston's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Whiston lunges at Jiggle with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jiggle's hand.
Jiggle throws a body kick that misses.
Jiggle misses with a double jab.
Whiston stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Whiston throws a nice looking combination but Jiggle bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A big right from Jiggle misses.
Jiggle avoids the body shot from Whiston.
Jiggle swings widly with a right hand
and Jiggle takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fighters circling - Whiston throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Whiston throws a hook but Jiggle avoids it easily.
Jiggle throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Whiston misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jiggle.
A little feinted left hand from Jiggle on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Whiston swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jiggle Jiggle is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jiggle lands a nice looking body kick.
Whiston slips a jab and a cross from Jiggle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Whiston swings widly with a right hand
and Jiggle counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiggle looks to land a body kick but Whiston moved away.
Whiston with a hook.
Jiggle cracks Whiston with a right hand to the side of the head.
A big left from Jiggle misses.
Whiston swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jiggle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jiggle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Whiston swinging wildly here.
Jiggle misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jiggle slips under a jab from Whiston.
Jiggle delivers a nice body kick.
Whiston staying out of range there.
Whiston uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jiggle.
Jiggle lands a nice looking kick to the body. Whiston takes a step back to recover.
Whiston is breathing heavily.
Whiston blocks the body kick.
Rupert Whiston seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jiggle loads up on a big right hand but Whiston slips the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Jiggle.
Whiston bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Whiston connects with a right hand. Jiggle shakes it off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jiggle keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jiggle misses with a combination
enabling Whiston to counter with a crisp jab.
Whiston looks to score with a jab to the body but Jiggle is just out of range.
A combination from Whiston does no damage.
Whiston ducks right into an uppercut from Jiggle.
Jiggle avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Whiston throws a sloppy head kick
and Jiggle counters with a left and a right that stings Whiston.

Whiston is rocked!

That has opened up Rupert Whiston's cut even more.
A telegraphed right hand from Jiggle misses the target.
Whiston is still on wobbly legs! Can Jiggle finish him?
Jiggle scores with a spinning back kick!
Whiston sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Whiston seems to have recovered his senses.
Nice shot by Jiggle.
Whiston throws a series of punches but Jiggle moves out of range.
Jiggle swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BOOM! Jiggle lands a beautiful left hook that drops Whiston. Whiston tries to recover but Jiggle is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Whiston lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jiggle Jiggle!
Jiggle Jiggle looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I can do better'.