PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Calm Like A Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pablo Escobar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Escobar is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Big Pun - Brave in The Heart. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Like A Bomb
vs
Escobar

196 cm
26
257 lbs
20 - 4 - 0

192 cm
27
250 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Calm Like A Bomb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pablo Escobar!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Steven Brown and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Escobar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A Bomb goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Escobar slips under a jab.
A Bomb swings widly with a right hand
and A Bomb takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A Bomb tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A Bomb wants to slow Escobar down by chopping away at his legs.
A Bomb lands a front kick.
Escobar pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A Bomb thinks about countering with a body kick.
Escobar throws a looping overhand right but A Bomb ducks down to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Escobar looks for the body kick but A Bomb saw that one coming.
Escobar looks to land a body kick but A Bomb moved away.
A Bomb lands with a thumping leg kick.
A Bomb slips under a jab from Escobar.
A Bomb is looking to counter with a body kick.
A Bomb has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Masaru Fighting Systems II in the buildup to the fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A Bomb throws a jab but it's blocked by Escobar.
Escobar takes one to the chin there.
Escobar scores with a kick to the midsection.
Escobar throws a body kick that misses.
Escobar does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A Bomb swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Escobar tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but A Bomb was well out of range. Poor timing from Escobar.
Escobar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Escobar dodges the punch combination from A Bomb.
A Bomb buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

A Bomb feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Escobar sprawling to the canvas! Escobar rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can A Bomb finish him?!

It looks like Pablo Escobar has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Escobar staying out of range there.
A Bomb throws a powerful right kick. Escobar tried to block low but the kick was high! Escobar was taken right off of his feet! A Bomb jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Calm Like A Bomb!
A victorious Calm Like A Bomb thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Pablo Escobar was interviewed post fight and said 'Stay classy!'.