PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Philip Gallagher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tinky Winky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gallagher comes to the cage accompanied by The Vindictives - Stupid Song. Tinky Winky looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Gallagher
vs
Winky

176 cm
21
170 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

173 cm
20
165 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Philip Gallagher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tinky Winky!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch lands to the side of Winky 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Winky throws a jab but it's blocked by Gallagher.
Gallagher scores with a jab to the body.
Gallagher connects with a high kick.
Winky tries to clinch there but Gallagher circles away.
A good leg kick by Gallagher.
Gallagher shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Winky eats them both and turns towards Gallagher to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Gallagher fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Tinky Winky seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Winky throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Gallagher to counter with a crisp jab.
Gallagher has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Contenders in the buildup to the fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gallagher scores with a three punch combo!
The fighters circling - Winky throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Winky thuds his right hand into Gallagher's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A clash of legs there as Winky blocks the low kick.
Winky throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gallagher lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Gallagher. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Gallagher.
Gallagher catches Winky with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Gallagher connects with a single shot there.
A decent looking cross lands there for Gallagher.

Winky is rocked!
Gallagher and Winky are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Gallagher throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Winky into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Gallagher knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Philip Gallagher!
Philip Gallagher seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.