PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brown has chosen Method Man - Judgement Day as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

SissyPants
vs
Brown

194 cm
20
282 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

194 cm
19
220 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Machine Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joe Brown!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SissyPants throws a right hand that Brown ducks under and follows up with a left that Brown also avoids with ease.
Brown steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Brown keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from SissyPants.

SissyPants gets tackled into the ropes by Brown. Brown maintains the clinch.
Brown is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
SissyPants lands with a right to the head.
SissyPants lands a left hand that snaps the head of Brown backwards.

It looks like Joe Brown has been cut.
I was talking to SissyPants's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Brown is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. SissyPants is defending well for now.
Brown tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
SissyPants lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from SissyPants.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Brown.
SissyPants scores with a nice hook to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
SissyPants managing to block the knees to the body from Brown.
Brown is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. SissyPants is defending well for now.
Brown misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from SissyPants.
SissyPants avoiding damage as Brown throws knees to the body.
Brown looking to throw knees to the head but SissyPants is blocking nicely.
SissyPants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Brown throws a knee to the head but misses.
SissyPants scores with a shoulder strike.
SissyPants lands an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown throws a knee to the head but misses.
SissyPants is working Brown over against the ropes.
Brown looks winded!
A nice left hand lands by SissyPants.

That has opened up Joe Brown's cut even more.
Brown throws a knee to the head but misses.
SissyPants pushes Brown back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Brown throws a knee to the head but misses.
Brown has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. SissyPants seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Brown can turn it around.
A short uppercut from SissyPants.

Brown is rocked!
SissyPants lands a left hand.
Brown is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him?
SissyPants throws a big uppercut that drops Brown! More strikes from SissyPants and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Brown lies dazed against the ropes as SissyPants celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants!
FannyPack SissyPants retains his heavyweight title!
Our winner, FannyPack SissyPants, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Joe Brown spoke after the fight, saying 'Justice will be served and I will be back.'.