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EVO 215: Dude Perfect PBP Commentary


Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Slim Crowe and Taisto Perälä. Crowe kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Noah Gundersen - Oh Death. Taisto Perälä has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

190 cm
32
180 lbs
34 - 12 - 0
182 cm
24
175 lbs
15 - 4 - 0
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System
Conviction

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 wins, 12 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Los Angeles, Slim Crowe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 wins, 4 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Taisto Perälä!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Phil Schofield and Sam Margolis.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crowe misses with a head kick.
Perälä throws a quick inside leg kick.
Perälä misses with a straight left.
Crowe comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Crowe misses with a body kick.
Perälä throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

Crowe has closed the distance and engaged Perälä in a clinch.
Crowe goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Perälä throws a head punch that misses.
Crowe can't find room to land a body shot as Perälä controls the action.
Crowe has a couple of punches blocked by Perälä.
Crowe lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Perälä backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crowe misses with a punch to the body.
A short right from Crowe.
A head punch on the inside from Perälä fails to land.
Crowe misses with a punch on the inside.
Crowe tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Perälä's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Crowe fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Perälä has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Crowe swings wildly with an uppercut but Perälä uses good head movement to avoid it.
Perälä controlling the action here for a moment.
Perälä is trying to break the clinch but Crowe has him pressed against the cage.
Perälä can't find room to land a body shot as Crowe controls the action.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Crowe.
Perälä tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Perälä working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Perälä misses with a hook to the ribs.

Perälä pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Crowe takes the fight into the clinch.
Crowe lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Perälä.
A right hook to the body lands for Perälä.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowe working some nice short punches in the clinch.

It looks like Taisto Perälä has been cut.
Perälä misses with the head strike.
A right hand to the body from Perälä.
Crowe misses with a short punch on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Perälä takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Perälä can't find room to land a body shot as Crowe controls the action.
Perälä misses with a short punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crowe makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Perälä can't find room to land a body shot as Crowe controls the action.
Crowe prevents Perälä from breaking the clinch.
Perälä fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Crowe working aggressively here.
Perälä has a couple of punches blocked by Crowe.
Perälä jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Crowe walks away with a smile on his face. Perälä gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Perälä misses the shot to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Perälä lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Crowe has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Crowe and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe connects with a body shot.
Perälä takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Perälä misses with a body shot.
Crowe on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Crowe throws a sloppy body shot
and Perälä counters with a right hand to the body.
Crowe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Perälä moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Perälä takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Crowe moves in looking to clinch but Perälä pushes him off.
Crowe backing away here, and Perälä unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Crowe looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Perälä fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Perälä misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Crowe to counter with a crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crowe explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Crowe connects with a crisp jab.
Crowe misses with a kick to the body.
Perälä chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe throws a body shot but no joy.
Perälä missing with a left hand there. Crowe was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Perälä scores with a hook.
Perälä walks into a left hand.
Crowe lands with a cross.
Crowe lands a jab to the head.
Crowe scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Perälä doesn't seem bothered though.
Perälä is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Crowe rather than just go for the knockout.
Perälä throws a wild body kick that Crowe sees coming a mile off.
Crowe misses with a straight left.
Crowe tries a head kick but it misses.
Perälä blocks the body kick.
Perälä dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Crowe. That did some damage!
Crowe feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Perälä's calf.
Perälä is looking to slow Crowe down with leg kicks.
Crowe misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Crowe dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Taisto Perälä's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Perälä connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Crowe looks to score with a jab to the body but Perälä is just out of range.
Perälä on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Slim Crowe is winning the standup battle so far.
Crowe scores with a shot to the body.
Crowe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Perälä moves away.
Perälä throws a wild body kick that Crowe sees coming a mile off.
Crowe fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Perälä.
Crowe connects with an inside leg kick.
Perälä throws a nice outside leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Crowe misses the target.
Crowe has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Perälä finds it's way round the side to connect with Crowe's head.
Crowe just misses with a punch to the body.
Perälä doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A head kick misses from Perälä.
Crowe scores with a nice head shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big left from Crowe misses.
Perälä is looking to land body kicks.
Crowe tries to counter with a takedown but Perälä is quick to defend against it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Perälä buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Perälä misses with an attempted mid kick.
Crowe throws a series of punches but Perälä moves out of range.
Crowe is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Perälä can do to turn this around?
Perälä throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Crowe throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Perälä takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Crowe plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Perälä.
Perälä lands a jab to Crowe's midsection.
Crowe connects with a single shot there.

That has opened up Taisto Perälä's cut even more.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Perälä takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowe lands an overhand right.

Perälä is rocked!
Perälä has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Crowe.
Perälä is still on wobbly legs! Can Crowe finish him?
Crowe fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Perälä has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Perälä seems to have recovered his senses.
Perälä throws a lazy right hand but Crowe sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Crowe is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Crowe attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Perälä tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Crowe was well out of range. Poor timing from Perälä.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Crowe steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Perälä.
A big left from Crowe misses.
A lazy left from Perälä finds it's target.
Crowe throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Perälä counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Crowe looks to score with a jab to the body but Perälä is just out of range.
Crowe throws a nice inside leg kick.
Perälä feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Crowe's calf.
Crowe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Perälä.
Perälä throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe misses with a body kick.
Perälä misses with a body kick.
Perälä blocks a head kick by Crowe.
Perälä looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Perälä fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Crowe has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Perälä misses with a body kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Crowe.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crowe. Perälä does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crowe moves into range and connects with a jab.
Perälä attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A left and a right from Perälä both land. Nice combination.
Perälä fakes the leg kick and cracks Crowe in the body.
Crowe tries to move into range but Perälä moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Crowe misses with a body punch
and Perälä counters with a slapping leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crowe defending well as Perälä loads up on a big left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Perälä fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crowe manages to avoid it.
Perälä throws a jab but it's blocked by Crowe.
Perälä tries to land a front kick but Crowe steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Crowe delivers a nice body kick.
Perälä throws a body punch but Crowe moves out of range.
Perälä throws a low kick but Crowe avoids it.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Perälä - that will leave a mark!
Crowe moves out of range of the leg kick from Perälä.
Crowe misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Perälä.
Perälä lands an overhand right.
Crowe throws a leg kick that is checked
and Perälä counters with an outside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Perälä misses with a body punch
letting Crowe counter with a right hand.
Perälä connects with a solid leg kick.
Perälä lands a high kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Taisto Perälä will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Taisto Perälä's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Crowe misses with a leg kick
and Perälä counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Crowe is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!
Perälä scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Oh Crowe is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crowe throws a sloppy head kick
and Perälä makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Crowe really felt that one!
Perälä walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Crowe drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Perälä swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Crowe's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Taisto Perälä!
Taisto Perälä decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
S C
A
G S C
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G S C
time
G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
manager
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
60%
 
 
 
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